What if it Snows?

Maybe he drives for Werner. I heard they now have a policy of sleeping on the toilet.

 

Well vacation is over had great time fishing and visiting kin. I have been away for so long when I pulled up to the house I had a two second heart attack. Where's my ####ing truck I know when I left it was in the driveway I said to bride. She looks at me and says you ####### you had the wrench come get it to fix the DEF leak. Well duh@me turns out the def filter housing was cracked so back to work. Although I'm not going to go back 1000 pages to catch up lol.

 

Another note to self when fishing in Alaska and your daughter catches something really deep and really heavy you might warn her of the alien fish with both eyes on the same side. When she saw the flounder she freaked out. I knew dropping her on her head when she was young was a bad idea. How do you get in your 30s and not now about flounders

 

When you grow up in the Midwest.

Lobsters are just over grown crawfish, and cartoons use a lot of other sea life, but where would she have seen a flounder in all it's glory?

 

Makes sense. I always forget that there are people that don't live near water. I live 45mns from the Gulf of Mexico and 2hrs from the Atlantic ocean so I guess you just get used to it and ASSume everyone else does too lol.

 

There’s a comedian who does a bit about falling asleep on a ladder. It was funny

 

It's weekends like this (pretty much all summer) that I wish I could legally work more days. Endless rain so I'm stuck inside so I would rather be working making extra money. I blame e logs lol

 

We live near plenty if water. It's filled woth trout, perch, lake bass, etc - ie what fish generally look like.

As an added benifit tou can swim in most of our lakes, rivers, ponds and creeks. My friend brought his California raised girlfriend to a wedding which was held in the North Woods. She was horrifed when she found out "swimming hole " did not mean "swimming pool". Apparently where she grew up going swimming in a river was tantamount to asking for Ebola.

 

You should. There’s some really funny stuff.

 

STT...that's enough reason to go back thru lol