They measured my neck at my last DOT physical then asked how I slept. I gave them the truth..."like a ####ing baby" Apparently I'm right at the...
Have you paid attention to anything in the last ten years?
Unless it's got a hairline crack in it, that pan can most definitely be saved. Care to share a picture of the back side? I've saved several that...
All rabbits need to die. ####ers take food directly from my garden.
I keep at least 50 laying hens at any one time, and process 100 meat birds once a year. 5 roosters at any given time to take care of the flock,...
Calvin. From Calvin and Hobbes.
A buddy of mine leased his place out about 15 years ago to some Dallas yuppies for deer season. They had success on their first day and sent him a...
Texas treats it as education/certification. As far as I know the only inmates here that are actually paid are participants of the craft shops if...
Texas still has inmates transcribing braille. It's actually a sought after job on the few units who continue to offer it.
I'm really not trying to judge anyone, but you're wrong. It can stand the test of time, and I refuse to teach my children anything different....
I feel sorry for you.
My son got put through a wall once when he was 16. He needed to be taught his roll in life after he cussed his mother. It only took once.
Find you a good genuine God fearing woman (only works if you're a God fearing man) You have to be willing to cleave from your family and friends...
I guess you've never entered a calling contest for varmint. We kill coyotes all the time, but turning it into a competition is enjoyable. I'd love...
Susan must've hacked his account.
I've used the ear technique on cantankerous old momma cows in the past. Sometimes humor or tone is lost with the written word.
Which would make me more irate.
I'm pretty sure I'd hit the first person who tried to rub my ears.
Your license number still won't change. It's not the same as blocking a credit card and getting a new one issued.
I know how I'm spending my summer vacation next year. (If I can convince my wife)
