10 Commandments of Trucking

If driving in America, Thou shalt LEARN THE F#####G LANGUAGE!!!

 

I laugh because I have stopped a Dunkin Donuts truck and Krispy Kreme before. I don't remember what for, but #### the CB lite up with all the heckling.

 

We know why.

 

Aww come on Db it wasn't aimed at you.

 

I know hillbilly, they were funny though

 

I put my CB on voice changer mode and keyed it up and said i aint got no panties on as soon as you read it. Just for you!

And Thou shalt carry a dozen GOOD donuts in case thou are pulled over by thy state police, not that overpriced krispy kreme crap. (dont get me wrong, i like em, they just....they cost more than GOOD donuts...wtf?)

 

hahahahahahahaha

but if its in the town you live in, wouldnt they recognize you anyway?

I "know" several officers in the towns ive lived in (small towns), and i wouldnt say they're friends, but.....I'd recognize them without the uniform too!

And i'm not referring to "Oh, you arrested me that one time!" or "Oh, you filed obviously BS charges on me and got me arrested" either.....

 

I am guessing a level 3 and driver I got to break that seal...

 

Thou shalt open the tanker dome lid before opening the dump valve.

Thou shalt watch for wires before raising a dump box. Thou shalt not raise the box while on uneven ground.

Thou shalt use a tarp or net over any load liable to blow out of the box.

 

Look it's Dieselbear!