10 top reasons for wanting to be a truck driverr

I am so tempted to start a thread " 10 Top Reasons I Want My Husband To Quit Driving That ***** Truck ! "

 

How about "Top 10 reasons I quit driving!"

 

I have only one good reason why I became a trucker... Aw crap, now I can't remember it. Gettin old just ain't fair!

 

Dog gone it Rick. We didn't even know that you HAD a husband...

 

All the talk about ####les didn't give it away?

 

I bet you went to school with otherhalftw . Did you use the same car for sex education ?

 

Let's see here, we've got.....
otherhalftw,
sex,
education,
school,
same sex,
car,
same car

I think there's an oxymoron in there just screaming to come out!!

 

Several members of both sexes used that car at the same time .

 

I don't have 10 reasons just one. When I was 30, two years ago, I found out I had a brain tumor and the first thing I thought was, "I am only 30 there is so much more I want to do and try," So I told the good Lord that if he made me well I would trust him and not be afraid anymore. They removed the tumor that was the size of a small grapefruit but was not cancer and so I am fine. And trucking was one of the things I always wanted to do, I don't know why, so here I am.

 

Oh hell, even I remember that car!