A little worried about my hazmat

well, depends on the dog...a Great Dane...oh yeah

a chihuahua....not so much!

 

did you return the gum?

 

hey, my old mob buddies didn't do that, they filled tubs of concrete, put thier feet into it, and dropped the LIVE body into the water....not that i personally witnessed any of that......

 

I need to try that. Go thru the VIP line.

 

you would qualify..

Very

Important

Pu.........

 

When they say put your belongings in the tub, I’ll simply say “uh excuse me, that won’t be necessary. I have the hazmat endorsement on my driver’s license..”

 

i had to put my baseball cap in the tub, as well as my umbrella (on the conveyor belt) , and as well as my lip balm...

but that was to enter a courthouse......

i ain't flown in years.

my arms get tired flapping long distances.

 

Pony up $85 for a screening. You can get a hazmat for $8.50 more.

 

Last time I flew I had to take my shoes and belt off. My small change and pocket knife I packed in my bag. I plan to be flying in several months. I need to see if TSA will allow me to pack my WASP knife.

 

Get a fake CIA ID online and flash that to TSA.