Achooo!

I have sneezed and found myself going sideways down the road, but that was icy roads with a 2 wheel drive ford ranger.

 

A few years back, a driver that wrecked up here claimed he had a sneezing fit, and that is what caused him to veer off the road.

 

Let's see, excuse of the month, behind, that deer jumped in front of me, dropped a cigarette, bumble bee in cab, and of course, the standard, car cut me off.

 

You forgot spilled coffee in your lap. That one actually has caused me to nearly crash a couple times.

 

Glad I dont drink coffee.
Tho I think in this case it really was inattention and some one not willing to fess up to it.

 

The trucker version of the dog ate my homework.

 

i say, look for snot inside that cab.....no snot..?? LIAR...LIAR...PANTS ON FIRE.....!!!!!!!!

 

This one wins lmao