ALWAYS KEEP IN MIND AROUND EVERY UNSEEN CURVE

Every driver next to you is ready to move into your lane.

 

Forget about the curves... we can't even get some of these idiots do drive in a straight line.

 

That no load is worth your life.

 

DEF is not an additive for the Diesel tank.

Getting involved in a collision while pleasuring one's self is the most embarrassing thing to get fired for.

Make sure to be vigilant while driving at night. There's no excuse for hitting deer wearing highlighted vests.

If you are willingly driving fatigue near the coast... you deserve to sleep with the fishes.

'Keep My Wife's Name Out Of Your Mouth' is the 6th key in the Smith System

 

You'll reach your "million mile milestone" shortly after you realize that everything doesn't have to be reported.

 

You can go down the hill to slow a thousand times, you can go down too fast once

 

Never trust a fart. Ever.

 

That stripper doesn't really love you.