Am I too short to drive

Am I too short to drive

Yes you are. Your feet will not reach the pedals.

 

Phone book and cinder blocks help out a bit to don't they? (5'9 ain't short )

Just kidding!

I like short folks. The sound they make as you throw them is pretty cool. I see why dwarf tossing was all rage back in the day. The roar of the crowd, the wheee of the missile.../sigh



Seriously...just joking around. I must say though, tiny pitch forks kinda tickle.

Ok, ok...I'm done. To be fair my nana was 5'1. She was proud of that extra 1 inch. Tougher then most 6'6 dudes I've known and quick to laugh about her height..if you pissed her off though you might've caught a punch. I didn't say she was a saint. Good sense of humor tho!

My last words shall be ones of wisdom...'Some may laugh at me, but I'm laughing all the way to the bank." . Let them laugh, your stacking up cash and their recovering from the giggles. I'd say you win.

An tall people suck, always blocking my view! Darn tooting bean poles. Making sure I offend all height ranges. It's not fun when only one group hates you.

Sirscrapntruckalot - I'm not prejudice. I hate everyone equally. - Not me