Balford Farms milk Delivery

Your height combined with your weight yields a Overweight BMI 25.8 For your height 220 Pounds triggers a redflag Obesity warning of BMI 30.8

Anything below 180 is 24.5 normal weight all the way down to 133 pounds for a bottom normal at 18.5 anything less than that is undereweight and opens you up to problems medically just as Obesity and Overweight would.

The next thing you need to do is a automatic Blood Pressure monitor and check your body twice a day to be 140/90 or smaller in values down to 100/60 stable minimum. In my own body when it falls below roughly 85 over 40 I am not functioning very well and feel pretty mean, sick and must have it looked into.

Your pulse ox needs to be 95% or higher in room air wherever you are. If you go into the mountains for orientation, your body will be short on air for a while. It will adapt by building plenty of redblood cells among other things.

Also you can benefit from a diabetes test kit. Stick that finger 4 hours after a proper meal to see where you are. If you have 1 or 2, or even a hybrid you can run the risk of coma at 70 mph killing anyone and everyone in your path. And the worst part>? you wont even care until the docs pull you back from the Abyss.

If you go the milk route, the State will issue you a test. If you pass this written test, a example question multi choice, does a cow's mood, feelings and emotions help it make more milk? Then you will be issued a number on a license to test and weigh the farm's Milk tank for quality, quantity, flies, sanitation and overall housekeeping etc. BEFORE you make the decision to put that product into you tank. Once you put in a little bit of bad milk it will ruin the entire day as now you get to dump it straight down, and then endure a sanitation process. Also Mr and Mrs Farmer will be standing over your dipstick, clipboard and into your hair to make sure you enter a number equal to or greater than theirs. This is their payday number and how much.

You will learn offroad in tractor trailer. A tanker no less. Ive told stories of derring do, Lunch counter style and other flapping of story telling with a moral of the lesson contained within.

When crossing bridges rated at 6 ton, you stop before you put a wheel on it and bend over low to examine the Fire Dept single axle and tandem weight ratings for the pumper locally. IF that little red and white sign says you can put 15K single axle and 16K+16K drives onto that bridge then for it. GENTLY.

Above all, your reliability is vital. They literally at the farm milk 500 cows based on the time you are expected to that farm, They may even communicate to billy, bob, earl, sharon, lunkers and dumbkofts all day tracking your route work.

If you cannot be reliable you will be removed.

 

Woah. There's a lot to unpack there, but I'll just say this: milk tankers don't deliver to Starbucks. He's talking about milk delivery. Gallons in crates, etc. in a reefer, not farm pickups in a tanker.

 

Wow. I'm sorry if you read the above post. Some folks here are sarcasm masters while others post sarcasm disasters.

Moving on, try the job. If you like it, then fine. If not, fuhgetaboudit.

 

He's not being sarcastic. He's just a very interesting dude.

 

Ok so my mind was not clearly thinking about actual milk delivery.

On days like that I think you can go ahead and shoot me. /snarky.

 

Keep us posted on the interview.
What's the minimum age requirement for their drivers?

 

The cat's out of the bag; pot is legal in Arkansas now!

 

I wonder how many keyboards he wears out in a year's time!