Booby trap on a trailer, can you picture the accident?

OP: What did you hit? Obviously rubbed something trying to exclude yourself from everything in the post.

 

And those that were complete morons, pretty much eliminated themselves from the gene pool. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS????

 

Too many warning labels, sir.

 

Sir, you do not need to call me sir, sir. I worked for a living before retiring. . .

(Besides, I really prefer "your majesty.)

 

Yes, your glorious imperiousness without whom all will would be lost.

Or as I prefer, ya crusty ol' fool!

 

And I prefer, "your highness".

 

I sure felt like a crusty ol' fool a little while ago. We've all seen the things about "DAM YOU AUTOCORRECT" and I always figured that the majority of them were made up. HOWEVER, I was using my tablet a while ago to respond to a post. What I had tried to put in there was something about the trainer sitting in the JUMP seat. However, after I had submitted it and re-read what I had posted, it said something about the trainer sitting in the HOMO seat. I had a hard time getting it changed, because I was laughing so hard. What I can't figure out though, is why it would substitute a seldom used word like homo, for an often used word like jump. It really doesn't make any sense to me. (But then it seems that more and more things don't make sense to me. . .)

 

Don, my friend, since I have moved behind the desk (part time), VERY LITTLE makes sense to me anymore. I'm blaming early onset senility.

 

I would also blame, arthuritis, hemorrhoids, comb over hair, the lack of a viagra, and the 17 yr old boss.