Calif. dirty air kills more than crashes

Considering the way Californians drive, I somehow doubt that.

 

Hmmmmm, so if my memory is right, wind helps to clear the smog. Twisters certainly ARE wind. So does that mean this problem is going to take care of itself?

Hey does anybody know who I should contact? I want the government to sponsor ME to do a study on something. Maybe on the sex life of a ping-pong ball.

 

ROTFLMAOff!!!
I live here, and I DO agree
with you,
GuysLady.

I remember when California was a pretty cool place to be livin'.
Then, the REST of the Country heard about how nice California was.
THAT'S when all the whackos moved here, ---- from OTHER states.
They weren't born in California.
They invaded.

Does anyone else, besides me, remember the bumper stickers that read:
TOURIST
GO HOME
?

 

Obviously, they didn't listen.
Instead, they made California their home.

Me?
I was born here in California.
And credit MY whackiness to
THEIR influence.

Would y'all believe that once upon a time
I was normal?
Anyway, ............................
That's my story and
I'm stuck with it.

An Austrian Governator.
Who'da thunk that'd happen?

 

If it's Tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

 

In California, "Tourist season" is 24/7/365.
They just won't go away.

If California is, as many claim, not all it's cracked up to be,
why, oh WhY, do they keep on comin'?
Can SOMEone 'splain THAT to me?
Hmmmmmmmm?

'Bout the ONLY explanation I can think of is
they're whacko.

I suggest they migrate TO Baja, California.