Careful What You Say in The Restroom...

reminds me of the scene in the movie 1941, when Slim Pickens is fooling the Japanese guards by making a fuss and pitching his boots into the toilet LOL

 

since we're on the topic of toilet humor. i thought i'd share this jewel!

toilet humor

 

I so miss grahm norton...thanks!

 

Man this is just to funny, but i have heard it happen, some guy in the next stall when low and behold his phone rings, and i hear hello, oh how are you doing, then the guy rips one off,, and then im thinking, man im glad im not the person on the other end of that call. Thats just sick and wrong.

 

Some Flying J's have their bathroom stalls made in such a way that they share the stainless steel box that holds two rolls of toilet paper, one facing your direction and one facing the other stall's toilet bowl.

I have seen several times, that the toilet paper racks are missing panels or other things are wrong with them and you can see quite a bit or a little bit into the next stall.

Yes, the doors and the walls of the stalls are floor to ceiling at the Flying J's but the toilet paper dispensers are the weak link the chain.

 

Lmao

 

Something similar happened to my sister-in-law and her best friend. They have been friends for years and are practically sisters, so they really keep nothing from each other and joke around all the time. Anyways, one time they were shopping in Wal-Mart and had to use the restroom. So they both went in together as ladies usually do. My sister-in-law sits on the commode and thought that her friend took the stall next to her. However, her friend lingered a bit in front of the mirror checking hair, makeup, etc....and some other lady snuck in right behind them and sat down in the next stall instead. So a few seconds later, this lady rips a BIG ONE, echoing in the bathroom. My sister-in-law thinks that this was her friend and yells out "I heard that, you fat heifer!" This lady got so embarassed, she zips up in mid-poop and runs out of the bathroom crying. We all got a big laugh out of that one!

 

"I heard that, you fat heifer!"

OMG....too dang funny!

 

LOL this is funny

 

OMG ROFLMAO