Careful What You Say in The Restroom...

I was just about to go on to a more pleasant post, when I read yours....and that is an awsome response...................ROTFLMAO....

Now I have to continue reading all the rest of these responses....Thanks a Lot....and it is all your fault.

 

That's funny on one hand and just plain rude on the other hand. They have no scrupples. There is a time and place for everything and the john is not a place to carry on a conversation.

What are you doing?
Oh, just taking a crap.
What are you doing?
Ah nothing, talking to you.
What are you doing now?
Getting a hotdog. I would of washed my hands but I was talking with you.
What are you doing now?
Ah nothing, still talking with you.

Talk about useless conversations in the wrong places.

Growing up we weren't allowed to call anyone after 8pm or before 8am. This was common respect. Now you see them calling 24/7.

I once heard a guy in the next stall say "I Love You".
I couldn't resist. "I Love You too"!

 

I have been in a few conversations in bathroom stalls and I think the best thing I have said while exiting the stall and conversation is..."Hope everthing comes out alright"...

 

Tying in with the theme about strange things that go on in T/S bathrooms ...

About a month ago, I was watching the E Channel on cable and Kim Kardashian or someone in her family who's recently had a kid was sitting on the toilet taking a poop and a piss while she had her husband and child in the bathroom. They were watching her and she was watching them.

Just then one of the sisters, I forgot which one, walked through the bathroom's door and took in what was going on. That's when the (s) (h) (i) (t) hit the fan.

Sorry about that pun ! But I just had to use it.

Have any readers here had anyone watch them go to the bathroom other than that within a BDSM context (scat play)?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophilia

Maybe the Kardashian household should go to this link ...

http://www.herdaily.com/parenting/2254/toilet-training-you-can-do-it.html

 

Oh yeah...United States Navy boot camp...no doors on the stalls...I always volunteered to do the laundry, which was done at night, So I could poop in peace...not that anyone just stared at you pooping, but it's just the thought..

 

Oh?

What's the justification of having no doors on the stalls? Good idea to do the laundry at night and hence, go to the bathroom with no company.

 

Did not understand the no door deal myself...I think the CC's just enjoyed watching people poop!!!

 

Since the govt spends $10,000 for a toilet, they didn't want to spend the extra $25,000 for the doors!

 

I was in a stall the other day and heard a guy come in. I could tell he was on the phone...kinda sounded pissed. He was describing how some company driver was "bothering" him, wouldn't let him pass, finally he passed him in a blind curve and almost put the other driver in the ditch. He then went on to tell how his Pete would blow off the doors of any truck on the road. Meanwhile he slammed the stall door and plopped down on the toilet. He continued with his rant on the phone and was blasting out diarrhea...kinda sounded like a handful of M-80 firecrackers going off between his ### and the toilet.

I just sat there shaking my head and trying to hurry up before the funk started creeping over and overwhelming me.

Anyway the more he blasted away in his stall the louder and more irritated he got on the phone. I had ENOUGH!!! I finished my business and reached to get the stall door when I heard him again..."God#### there's not any ####### toilet paper in here"!!!!

I looked over and saw I had two extra rolls setting on top of the dispenser. I just smiled and walked over to wash my hands. I left the restroom hearing him beating on the stall and screaming..."Can someone toss me a roll over here????....come on guys!!!"

I had a smile on my face for the rest of the day after that.

 

NICE!!!