In response to your quote by Chinatown involving the use of a synthesizer;
I used to go on the CB late at night in the truckstops and I’d disguise my voice using my best Slingblade accent, whereas I would fabricate reports regarding the lustful desires of fellow male truckers awaiting companionship in shower #4.
Then I’d walk over to the shower areas and see all kinds of assorted riff raff gravitating over to shower door #4 looking for some action.
Man, we’re a sick bunch.
Were they staring like that dude was at me snapping a photo of iupuis dancing girls like a week ago? They had some huge knockers for cheerleaders. Not the best looking but tits....huge.
I get paid to watch basketball now that football has ended other than the bowls.
Shower 4 sounds like a good time. Reminds me of that one time I was playing illegal poker in an Indiana state quad. Go in the restroom and there were like 20 dudes having an orgy. They looked at me and invited me in. I went "naw I'm good. Carry on." And left like Elvis. That was enough blindness for the night.