Company has assigned me to be a team driver. Teammate has horrible habits!!!

Uhhhhhh, ..................... I haven't seen too many Big
Trucks with a bunk area in FRONT of the driver.

 

I was wondering about that. I suppose some wimmins are kinda warped so they'd like the kind of arrangement described in the OP... but .. she'd not be anybody *I* would be interested in.

And isn't Freightlinger coming out with a tractor with the bunking at the front? Put the cab in the back, and it's easier to couple/uncouple.

The trailer, that is.

 

Ahhhhhhhha,

 

If I ain't mistaken, "elucidate" is
to make clear by explanation.

Sounds more like a vocal thang,
rather than a hands-on, clear explanation.

Now y'all know why Big trucks don't have windshield rear-view mirrors.
But if y'all wanna take a (little) peek,
flip the sun visor down ----- SOMEtimes, there's a vanity mirror on the back-side.

Also check the ceiling of the bunk area for
mirrors.
Y'all NEVER know what's UP there. :smt031
~~~~~~~ Can y'all hear me NOW?!

 

Reminds me of a guy that was my lead driver back in the early 1970's at my first OTR job...I pulled him out of cathouses in Nevada too many times. I always thought the guy was 'weird' in someway, but couldn't put my finger on it. Finally, after about six months of this crap, I went into my dispatcher and told him "You either put me solo and pay me for two guys, or I am out of here." Dispatcher got me my own truck and I have never driven team again (except with my wife), and wouldn't for any amount of money. About a year later the weird driver who I refused to drive with got arrested in Redding, CA for the rape of a child at some fleabag motel...they sent him over to Vacaville (prison for the criminally insane)...I guess he was weird !

 

maybe they'll waterboard him, see what else he's done

 

This is true............


However,

1. I'm thinkin most of us ladies have pretty good peripheral vision..... well..... at least I know not much goes on within 10 feet around me that I'm not getting at least an intermittent view of......

2. As far as gettin a dude to do it...... anywhere....... don't underestimate our powers of persuasion .........

 

You boys makin sure your lipstick is on straight?

 

I'll have you know that MY lipstick is
ALWAYS on straight.
It's my LIPS that aren't straight.

I use that mirror for a reality check, every now and then --- rather than pinch myself to see if I'm dreamin', ........ or not.

You see, ......... I bruise easily.
And bein' a solo driver, folks start wonderin' if I'm beating myself (up).

They tell me I could be arrested for doin' that ---- and go to jail for spousal-unit abuse, ---- 'cause here in the Land-0-Fruits & Nutz, it's legal to marry yourself. Even if y'all never formally said "I do" to you, ..... and vice-versa, --- if y'all have been hangin' out with you for 7 years -- y'all are common in the eyes of California laws.

Man-0-MaN!
You could wind up having the California Courts ORDERING you to pay yourself alamoney --- at least until you re-marry.
Not sure if y'all can re-marry yourSELF though.
I'd have to look that up.
And it's written in a confusing manner.
And could change at any time if the 9th Circuit gets a hold of it, and reverses the courts decision in y'all's favor.

They're the experts of understandin' thangs that can't be understood, and totally confusin' the thangs we CAN understand, in a way that we don't want to understand what we don't understand. :smt102

Understand?