Con-Way Truckload Drivers: What's Your 20? (2014 edition)

At home, I got in today. Start my new job this week. Got a lot of butterflies at the moment. Our daughter has had the colic for the last 3 weeks. The wifey took her to the pediatrician earlier this week.

 

Nope, I bleed blue. I am from Kentucky. All the way.

 

I got this website bookmarked. Forget about you all. Yeah, right.

 

My wife told me I got one in the mail. We both got a laugh out of it.

 

I got a joke for all of you here.

Q: What do you a cow without toes?
A: Ground beef


My wife asked me today what's today's date. I replied, "It consist of cuddling on the couch after supper, and watching television". My wife replied, "That's funny". My wife was actually asking for the month and day...lol

 

Went to ruby Tuesday got a salmon.

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Hit up McDonald's on the walk back.

Why does that always happen?

Oh yeah. I'm fat xD

 

almost had to slap this woman today who was trying to say that the reason the truck crashed into the bus that killed the softball players was because trucking company pay their drivers a bonus if you get the load there early. It really makes me mad whenever there is an accident involving a semi the trucker is always at fault, another guy was saying well they (DOT) should make truckers use a special lane because they are too dangerous on the road and the should actually just take them off the road all together. I told him oh yeah you like eating, you like wearing the clothes your wearing, what about having toilet paper ? Because if so you can thank a truck driver for bringing it. Stupid people

 

I wouldn't mind a special lane just for us

No cars allowed. Cept the popo and medics

 

Actually give the 4 wheelers a lane and let us have the rest of the road. We're the ones working. One lane would be a huge caravan lol

 

Preplan Bowling Green KY to Calexico. ..... HOPE I can stay on it wirh my hrs !