Con-Way Truckload Drivers: What's Your 20? (2014 edition)

This trucks weird....

I had to leave the sleeper light on or the bunk heater wouldn't turn on.
If I would turn off the light it would auto shut down.

Sure I could a used the opti idle but meh I gotta get up and program that.

Might be rearranging my pillow to the other side.

Great now that fugly chick with the big boobs from sirenia is in my head. Just great. YouTube here I come.

 

Ended up 4 miles short of last week with 3622 miles

Prob gonna reset Monday if I can't drop early...

 

see previous post about my speeds...no worries here about speeding tickets

 

I'll be rolling in tomorrow morning at zero dark hundred hours...cop will jump out from behind is billboard and wave at me to go faster I'm holding things up

 

Nevada Missouri tonight close to home but ran out of time stopped at the pilot. right next door is Buzzes ribbon steak house or something like that its at the top of the RRR L, that stands for a road realtor recommended list

 

Might stop and ask if that guy that had his neck tied in a rope backing up traffic there by springfield if he needs a ride still. Or poke him with a stick see if jolly ranchers come out. Better yet candy corn and pumpkins!

Don't really like candy corn but pumpkins are alright.


Hey!

I just realized why all the German Shepard's were at the hotel.

Joe biden was stating the night.

I rubbed secret service poochies heads.

He was in town talking at a new school.

 

Don't worry Cargo, those dogs Don't bite!

 

Buuuulllllshhhhiiizzzz

Those dogs tear your ### up!

Clueless me was like oh look! Doggie!

Head rubs!!!!

Meanwhile the secret service dude stares at me with his eyebrow ####ed.

I think I even kissed one on the head.

Not a ####. A dog.

 

that's what you get for staying in a hotel when you have a perfectly good new truck...sounds like something a fleet manager might say...nah I'm not management material