Con-Way Truckload Drivers: What's Your 20? (2014 edition)

I considered joining swcc or whatever it was called.

The guys that provided the rides to & fro.

Wanted a four year commitment minimum.

Was like nahhhh I'll go play with bloody dead bodies and repeat myself over and over to druggies. Iddddiiioooootttttttt.

I never ride the left lane headed north right before hospital curve in Louisville. Ppl commit suicide and insurance fraud all the time there. Just stop and get rear ended. Fake a breakdown up against the wall nowhere to go boxed in. Boom. Good blood and guts area


Traffic was backed out in street waiting for the DC to open up.
Get in line!!!! I been here two hours !!!! #### guy! XD

 

Been up since 0700....
Yesterday....

I believe its nap time.

Don't bother me till 3am Mikey.

....hey now...good lookin women in that store. Prob good with their hands to! I walked around looking at all their butts.

Shake it for me baby.
(But not if you have a baby....ewwwwwwww)

My takeda sensor arrow thing is already out I think. All I saw was a red smudge on the dash. Not on the window pointing at line.

Sensors screwing up already not even 5k miles.

Mmmmm.....speedy freeze.

 

Kiiiiiiieeeee-yasaaahhhhhh

Kicked that doors ### at Mikey's final drop.

Idiots wouldn't answer the door. You'd think the army trying to kick the door in after you not acknowledging me after 20 seconds.

No hello= me smudging the hell out your window beside the plz don't tap on glass sign.

Screw you.

Do your job.

Was like come get your seal asssssshole.

Big decision....do I wanna board in troy....orrrrrrr go to Taylor ?

Pretty close to that cardboard place....soo hmm.
.. Crap miles ethier way :shrug:

Perhaps another fake highlight and call to take off on night shift will work!

Like Canada just detest clearing a bond in Detroit.

 

Strategy a success.

Straight shot down 75.

Might peel off on 41 kill some time.

Believe this?

8 hrs early for pickup 8 miles away.... Walk to find forklift driver ....because if you don't acknowledge me within 30 seconds or less I start walking thru your factory looking like ME

Safety hazard!!
Murderer!!!!!!!!!!
Rapist!!!!!
Faaaagggboooyyy!!!!! (I like using this one)

they say "what you say?".... I said Fatboy! Boom I just double dipped.

Idk select whatever adjective you please idc.

Anyway loaded call isn't getting sent till I'm like across the state line. Not being rushed for no reason -.-


And lol at some of these day cab drivers in these parts...my Lord!!!! Iddddiiiooooottttsssss.

Guess stopping isn't allowed at stop signs. Leaving your truck in front of the dock across the street it OK! Sure why not.

U turn across intersection?

Sounds good!

Jeez....

 

Hmmm everyone's busy... No sharing adventures.

Fine imma go for the whole page!!!!

Welcome to the cargo show.

Caller whats your load!!! < OK maybe need to work on that line.

Nah I ain't got nothing to say.

Was gonna stop in park by the Bengals stadium on 50 truck go watch pacers vs cavs in cincy.

Got distracted by speedway freeze and $5 14 inch pizza.

Mmmmmm.....cardboard.

Still better than the j though.
Like the j's crust but no pineapple....EFF that!

Only time I ever get fruit !

 

Ooo ooo ooo
You guys know what u can do with an auto?

You can eat a bowl of cereal off your lap with your right hand !!!!! Certainly killed time with the gazillion lights in Detroit suburbs.

Thought I'd share.

Be jelly.

Kent's milk from Minnesota is pretty good milk BTW. Better than that great value. Worth the extra 20 cents!!!

 

Dammm my insomnia.

Was about to sleep to!

Then blared the guys next to me reefer unit.

Gd!

Smh.

Omg.

Kma

Fufufufufufufu

That ain.Florida university ethier...

Screw it! My tens up in a couple hrs imma going.

Pepperonni Pizza power (extra dollar for mushrooms)

Could be at cavs pacers seeing Bron bron...but nope!

 

broken truck and Southern Cal...San Bernardino to be exact nice...Motel 6 nice...tweakers everywhere nice...walk past the tweakers about a half a mile decent restaurants

broke down Monday night hoping to be out of here Thursday s sometimes anytime please

 

couldn't give you the whole page CW...have to share the NCIS reruns and Mega nap excitement with all of my peeps

 

Could have told ya bout my poops.

Well since you are up...

Whose your favorite free porno star?

I like to call em road girlfriends...

Mine is mia malkova

Chicks favorite is molly kovali.

We both agree Jesse Jane & stoya are hot in that pirates flick. Long live the wenches!!!!!

Lmao....I yell that...all...the....time.

Made a lot of money from drunks coming and spending like $400 on one transaction on weekends.

20% commission yo Lions Den was a sweet part time gig. ;D