Craziest OTR stories.

Back in the day ...... When there was a 55 mph speed limit nation wide and Montana didn't wright speeding tickets they were fuel conservation fines for speeding .

Anyway I was coming into Billings from the west and I got popped running about 75 . The cop was cool and wrote the ticket and let me go .

I stopped at the old truck stop on the west end of town and grabbed lunch. I didn't even make it to the split there on the east side of town when I seen lights in my mirror !!!

Look down and yep running about 75 again !!! so I hit the shoulder and look back and I will be danged if it ain't the same cop !!!
When he gets to my door I look at him and say well I'll be you know you just pulled over my twin brother about an hour ago on the other side of town .
He just looks at me and says I will just use your brothers information on this ticket too then and starts laughing .

I think the whole thing cast me 30 bucks for both tickets LOL . Man them were the days .

 

I had a buddy here in town that was a bed bugger for years . I ran into him at the coffee shop one day and got to shooting the breeze.
He looked at me and said you know it sure gets cold in Minnesota sure does get cold this time of year ( was February) .
I said no kidding what gave it away ?

He started to laugh and he said you know I have air windows in my truck right?
I told him I did ( he had a cabover Pete ).

He said well I peed in a Snapple bottle because I didn't want to stop and cool a tire because it was about 15 below and I rolled down the passenger window and tossed the bottle out as i was going down the road .
I said and that's how you knew it was cold ?

No he said I knew it was cold when I heard the window shatter and the wind blew in that window the next 30 miles until I got some cardboard to cover the hole with !!
He was laughing and said I hit the wrong switch and rolled down the drivers side window !!!

One Christmas his son got him a new stereo for his truck .
They put it in Christmas day because it was pretty nice out .

He took off after the Holidays and turned on his stereo as he left town and it didn't work .
So he turned around south of town and came back home .
When he got to the house and opened his door the stereo came on !!!
They had wired it with the first hot wire they found and he had the door open so it wired into the dome light .LOL