Does this qualify me as a super trucker yet?

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by BigDog Trucker, Dec 16, 2019.

  1. Accidental Trucker

    Accidental Trucker Road Train Member

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    Real super truckers have nothing but time, they've already made all the money for the year....
     
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  3. buzzarddriver

    buzzarddriver Road Train Member

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    Don't all Super Truckers get there before they are there? Going so fast, time can't keep up!
     
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  4. V8-MACK

    V8-MACK Light Load Member

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    Super Trucker status is 200k per mile, payment due apon delivery, 3 television crews fighting over who gets the 1st interview with me. Get wild with 2 television chics at a roof top pool. Strongest horizontal drill we charged 200k per mile in 1994, on the east coast, rigging up was included if I remember right. Tv crew a few times, on world record projects.No training from a trainer ever. Helicopter pad people landing thrilled to meet and shake your hand,true story. Just remember 1 ya pass up is 1 less you,ll ever have.
     
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  5. V8-MACK

    V8-MACK Light Load Member

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    Forgot,SuperLiner v8 MACK only, turned up of course. Shirt off for all interviews, be prepared for numerous women to enter your life.
     
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  6. Moosetek13

    Moosetek13 Road Train Member

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    Ya.
    They got those new fangled flux capacitors.

    It won't work in my truck, though, as it needs 88 mph and I can only get up to 67.
     
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  7. BackwoodsGA

    BackwoodsGA Road Train Member

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    Run down us 60 outside Cleveland Ga...then you're qualified.
     
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  8. olddog_newtricks

    olddog_newtricks Medium Load Member

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    It depends. Do you have a wallet with a 3 foot chain on it and leather driving gloves with the fingers cut out?
     
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  9. BigDog Trucker

    BigDog Trucker Heavy Load Member

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    And a mullet with an American flag bandana across my forehead with snakeskin boots on.
     
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  10. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    US-60 goes through Cleveland GA? :?
     
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