Drivers don't look like drivers anymore

That's. True. That's more of a work uniform shirt though,which is fine. I was more referring to a casual button up shirt.

 

Either or.
I do both, but I prefer button down.

 

Saw this and thought about the debate on drivers wearing flip flops....

Woman claims stuck flip-flop caused her to drive onto other cars

 

That #### happens to me all the time. I just get the hammer down, I reach over to turn the blender on for my organic wheat grass juice margarita, and my flip-flop gets stuck in my ###. I then swerve spilling my drink. I blame the alien hypnotoad who I welcome as our new overload.

 

Really though, your problem is probably related to the sleep mask you're still wearing over one eye like a pirate.

 

They were the forerunners of...clowns. (All clowns are evil and should be banished.)