Drivers don't look like drivers anymore

hammer toes and scabs

 

mommy cant go out on the truck and dress you because your gonna be a big boy
when i quit my job at dillingham at guam and went on a marathon flight across the pacific i arrived at navy boot camp at san diego
processing began in the middle of the night and everyone got a strong flu shot that made every one sick
now its 2am and were learning to fold our clothes
seemed like rocket science under those conditions but still doin it that way
later in the fleet saw a petty officer getting up in a young mans grill sneering "no girl wants to pick up those stinky socks!!!"

 

This is what I picture

 

I'm pretty sure it's a photo of @tucker in elementary school. Lol.

 

That was a bad cut, it bled off and on for days and left me with a lot of blood stained socks.

I have a 33 inch Snapper lawn mower and it takes about 2 and a half to 3 hours for me to mow.

 

I have two simple questions...

Who voted for saying they wore sombreros...?

And why the hate on backpacks in the OP? I got a nice backpack. I like to use it. How is it worse then a duffel bag or whatever else? You can still smell like Aqua velva if you want, or old spice. Seems a backpack or a duffel bag is just the same worn/carried in a different manner. I like having my hands free. What if a lot lizard tries to accost me? Am I supposed to swing my duffel bag at them like a pissed of chick with a purse?



Sirscrapntruckalot - Everything is better when you wear rose colored glasses. Oh it's true.