Drivers don't look like drivers anymore

Ahem.... Speaking for pissed off chicks everywhere, I just want to make it clear that I would never ever hit some low life with my good purse. Expensive leather is... Expensive. I don't want those germs on my good bags.

That's what a 7 inch riding crop is for. Light weight, leaves a very nasty, painful welt and can be wielded multiple times rapidly before said lowlife knows his face is missing pieces of skin.

 

Careful....some people like that kind of thing. I'm not one of them, but some do!

Note to self - Never piss off Swiss Mountain Dog. I like my flesh just fine where it is.

An good point on the purses. I was using rose colored glasses an thinking about the past and how little old ladies would whack you with a purse or cane. Forgive me. The new generation of pissed off chicks will more then likely knock you out with a fist then risk an expensive purse.



Sirscrapntruckalot - Is now going into hiding.

 

Long pants?

 

15 year old Beagle Mix votes for the baseball cap. (Her name is Pudge and she will eat your face... Or your ice cream, which ever is closer)

 

The rug on the floor looks like a giant handkerchief

 

Lolololol! My husband brought it back from Afghanistan - I think it was sold as a prayer rug. Makes a nice little rug in front of the bathroom sink here.

 

Excellent. That's what I was going for.

Lot lizards were the only thing I could think of that was most likely going to grope someone on the way to the shower or back.

Sirscrapntruckalot - If we open a quarrel between past and present, we shall find that we have lost the future. - Winston Churchill