Drivers don't look like drivers anymore

I have a few specialties and everything else is average. Can't cook eggs to save my life. Lol

 

Alright I can tell you a great reason not to wear flip flops try getting out of your truck after this in flipflops

 

Merry Christmas to everyone also. My husband is arriving home in 2 hours and I am out of wrapping paper half way through. Newspaper to save the day!

I got him a battery powered Jigsaw and a new leaf blower and gun range gear.

 

I'm heading out to the ranch in the Big Bend area of West Texas. As I was packing the bag for the dog, I got her hiking booties out and thought about this discussion and laughed out loud.

It's a 12 hour straight run from here to the cabin and I will be wearing jeans and boots. Maybelline the Blue Heeler will be wearing her striking fur coat with a dash of "touch the truck and I'll bite you" for flair.

 

I never was one to wear flip flops except to use as a safety device in Truck Stop Showers.

Although modern mega truck stops are cleaner than most hillbilly TS dotted along the interstates I just think maybe there is a bad case of e coli still remaining from the last driver washing his dirty @ $ $.