Per the marijuana.com web site, here are some questions and answers that you may not have thought about:
Excuses for Failing Your Test That Never Work
The following excuses for failing a drug test are heard by MROs every day, and they absolutely never work:
Additionally, none of the following excuses will work while trying to convince the collector that you arent attempting to adulterate, dilute or substitute a test:
- I was at a party where they were smoking, but I didnt smoke any pot
- I didnt inhale
- I didnt know that the cookies, brownies, butter, etc. contained marijuana
- I have a medical marijuana permit
- I only took one or two of my wifes pain pills for my headache
- My prescription wasnt cutting it, so I doubled the dose
- I ate too many poppy seeds
- Someone spiked my drink
- No way in hell! I dont do drugs at all! The lab must have screwed up! Im going to sue!
- But I dont smoke pot any more, I quit a couple of weeks ago.
The following will only succeed in angering your collector:
- Its cold because I just drank a milkshake
- I really need to keep my purse with me
- Can my friend come in with me?
- I need to run out to my car for something
- I just need to get something from my friend
- Cant I come back tomorrow or later today?
- Not using toilet paper (females)
- After making urination sounds, walking around in the bathroom and waiting an excessively long time to open the door
- Dancing when you arrive, and your specimen looks completely clear (its happened)
If you are a marijuana smoker, its entirely possible that the substance can remain in your system for many, many weeks.
- Do you really like your job?
- How can you do this day after day?
- This is violating my rights
- Dont you trust me?
- This is really gross
- I would never take a job like this
- Man, what a #####
- This is really stupid
- Im in a huge hurry, can I leave now?
- Urinating all over the bathroom and toilet.
- Flushing the toilet after being told not to this is a big one!
- Urinating an inadequate amount in the cup then waiting to see if your bladder will find more urine to add with it
- Whining of any kind
- Cant I cut my own hair?
- Do you really have to cut the hair from the head?
- Pretending you dont understand the instructions
Drug testing problems?
Discussion in 'Questions From New Drivers' started by Pumpkin Oval Head, Apr 23, 2011.
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If you don't use drugs, you shouldn't fail a test.
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That's some funny stuff!
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Then you should avoid an anti-aging drug, since it sounds like hooey, and watch your diet, get some exercise, and take vitamins instead.
I can't get over how many times we've beaten this dead horse. Don't do drugs, or anything close to drugs, when trying to get (or keep) a job where you are tested for drugs!
I'll gladly beat the dead horse some more and repeat that last paragraph.
All the horsecrap stories about how I did poppy seed muffins and tested positive are just that - horsecrap. You smoked weed, but want to still be able to smoke AND work in this industry. Choose one. -
Almost every company I have worked for in the last 20+ years had some level of drug testing. It was rare for someone to test positive, and when they did, it was because they did drugs. With the sophistication of today's testing mistakes are few and far between.
Put down the blunt, put on your big boy pants, and grow up. -
But I'm innocent!! Yes, and you ask everyone in prison for radical crimes (not smoking a blunt, mind you), and they'll all say they're innocent, too. Prisons are FULL of innocent people.
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that has nothing in common with methampetamines? BTW, its not hooey. Its a med thats been around for 30 years and is proven to increase healthy minds and bodies.
So now its OK if I have a shortened lifespan thanks to these insane drug laws? BTW, I dont use any of the drugs on the banned list including pot, and I never have, so get over it already.
Thats OK then. When I become aged early you taxpayers can foot my heatlthcare bills...and you WILL too.
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