Dumb things I’ve done in the last couple months

Driving in my pickup I turned onto a highway not realizing it was a one way......the opposite of the way I was going.
(Do not enter sign was laid over and it’s 2am so I missed it completely)
“Why.......do both lanes have cars coming my way........OH ####”
35mph zone with two lanes going one way alright I guess. Never felt more like a ####### then in that moment.