Dumbest questions you have been asked at a truck stop

I was coming out of the truck stop in Wyoming

Driver: When does Wyoming use salt?
Me: In the mornings.
Driver: Really, that's great.
Me: I like a little on my eggs too.

Oh, that one was too easy

 

Ok,so this wasn't really "a truckstop",but I thought I'd throw it in because it was so dumb.I delivered a load to a consignee in Portland the other day.Upon signing the bills they asked"Did you bring us an Empty?.No sorry"1 53 ft trailer at a time!lol

 

Not really a question but more of a statement from my new co-driver/food service partner. Getting ready to leave the yard in the middle of a snow storm I kick the power divider on and he say's to me I better go make sure the fuel tanks are topped off because we are going to use 2x the amount of fuel. Also said hes never seen anyone use the power divider before so I explained how it worked. Supposedly this guy has an engineering degree and used to build bridges......? Now I sure as heck can't sleep with this guy driving after a long day of humping food I'm too scared hes gonna go full retard

 

How much money do you make? I don't know any trucker that answers this question.

 

Get one of these and make all the money you want...

 

Last night in Jamestown NM had a driver ask me where I15 was. He was heading to Alberta Canada. He insisted to head East on I40 to get to I15. I gave up. After I fueled he was able to get the security guard to explain the route he should take.

 

The answer is not enough.

 

Bi-Weekly:

 

Can I borrow some spare change?

 

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