Dumbest questions you have been asked at a truck stop

Getting fuel on I 20 kid looks over at me from the pump beside me. Wants to know what that "smell" is. I had on a load of fat cattle.

 

Fresh, country air! Smells better than a lot of alleged truck drivers...

 

I don't make any, the secret service made me stop... LOL

 

Wore Out did you tell them that's the smell of money...

 

That's exactly what I told him. He didn't believe me

 

Ty for that. I will have a happy day today. Imagine idling plus blockheater plus inverter plus cord. That just slays me.

You wont believe some of the really STUPID things that happen in them stops. I have to sit and sort it out to pick the best one. But off the top of head we had a flatbedder who was newbie standing around with 10 load locks wondering how to get them to work on the decking. We know how expensive those were... got a pic as well. We never really imagined that flatbedders need load locks on a deck. *Scratches brain....

 

He was probably thinking bull ####, this guy is lying to me...

 

I see what you did there...

 

Why do you have a window AC in your door? The AC in your truck broke? Thats dumb,.. my company lets me idle my truck.

Chubby spanish girl in El Paso: Hey,.. do you want a massage?
Me: Will you do it for free? My wife will and give me a happy ending after. No charge.

Hurst

 

I'm gonna have a good night chuckling about load locks on a flatbed!