ELD is forcing me to pay $14 parking nightly

You have every reason to call it hog wash. None of us want government to change things around and force us to adapt to different ways of doing the things we could do perfectly well without their Bs rules. If they pay you by the load, it's going to F you up big time. Those pay per mile guys are going to adjust much more fairly than the rest of em who've got am pickups to am deliveries all past 14 hour clock rules.