England Furniture, Tennessee

I liked that. Thanks.

 

Come hither to Western Express and for us, drive.
On our meager wages you will merely survive.
Heed our beckon call, and get out upon the open road.
Soon your brain will squirm as the toad.

With each load you will keep from being home.
Until one that day you will find yourself self alone.

In the driver seat you will sing all the while,
Knowing you are paid thirty three cents per mile.

Day and night you will drive to earn your daily bread,
Only unpaid detention at a grocery distribution center will cause you dread.

To others, we may seem unkind,
But at our amenity-free terminals, you may unwind.

No showers or snacks may be near, best to use PC, and put it in gear.

O'er seventy hours, you will be put to the test.
Your only comfort will be a rare thirty four hour rest.

Stand tall and proud as you nearly drive off a ridge,
But don't be like Swift, know the height of your trailer, and don't hit that bridge.

The fuel island is not your home to make,
Find a parking spot to take your break.

On Bonehead Truckers, do not let yourself self be seen,
Best to pull forward, and then make your backside clean.

Our trucks are of a black and white color scheme,
To match the jailbird clothes in which many of our drivers have been seen.

On the way to prison these drivers did not become lost,
For we provided directions at no cost.

Come to us before the end of this month of May,
We hope that on our plantation you will finally stay.

The end.

 

Yes, sir, gave almost 9 years to them.

 

Very nice write up!
It is refreshing to see someone post in a positive way about how they like their job. All of the LLI drivers I have encountered over the last 35 years running around Eastern Ky and Tn have been very professional drivers. Hopefully someone in your part of the country needing a good driving job will give them a try. Hauling one’s own product to the same places routinely can be a great gig.

 

Spent 23 yrs in Bristol/Middlebury

 

Nice area, lots o' horse and buggys!

 

READS Like A DREAM GIG!!
FANTABULOUS!!
Thanks VERY Much For Sharing!!

CHEERS!!​

 

Yup made ton money off them by putting horse shoes on their horse and ponies

 

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