Ever paid a locksmith to remove a boot from their truck?

Hope you never need a trucker...

...oh.

 

Back when I was a high school senior, a friend of mine did just this; somebody booted his pickup, he just put the spare on, and when I came to visit him he was using a metal cutter to cut the bolts off the thing. I asked him what he planned to do with it after, and he said he was going to mail it back to them in a box...