I guess it wouldn't be asking too much if B2 Spirit stealth bomber taking off from Whiteman AFB "accidentally"dropped a tactical nuclear weapon on the place during a "training exercise". It might be "hot" for a few years but at least it'll be a quiet neighborhood. Lmao
Don't go there except for fuel and only scale there if the Blue Beacon scale is backed out on the street.
Otherwise, go to a casino, Kansas City has a lot of them,