Found some baby wipes

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  1. Flat Earth Trucker

    Flat Earth Trucker Road Train Member

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    Use that as baby wipes once, and you'll never make that mistake again. Wooooo doggy!
     
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  3. G13Tomcat

    G13Tomcat Road Train Member

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    Yeah...probably won't do my hands justice...let a'LONE the ..'area 51's ...' :( You had me LMFAO on the WOOOOO DOGGGY~! Hahahaha! :biggrin_2551::biggrin_25516::biggrin_2556::sign5::nike:
     
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  4. SteveScott

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    Real truckers don't use baby wipes. We crap on the parking lot next to our truck, wipe our butt with an Arby's brown paper bag, and clean our fingers on the truck parked next to us. o_O
     
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  5. Flat Earth Trucker

    Flat Earth Trucker Road Train Member

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    May God protect us.
     
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  6. LoboSolo

    LoboSolo Heavy Load Member

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    Everywhere I looked, were out of t.p. and baby wipes, so I bought dryer sheets.

    Now my butt smells like fresh laundry, I'm not getting static electric shocks when I touch stuff, and my butt isn't wrinkled for the first time in 20 years.
     
  7. Flat Earth Trucker

    Flat Earth Trucker Road Train Member

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    You could make a stand up routine out of that.
     
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  8. snowwy

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    4 weeks and we're still out of TP, pt, wipes, hand soap, sanitizer, flour, rice, vitamins, soup, noodles, clorox, and a ton of other stuff. And every weekend. It's something new.

    You all have spent more money on booze and food and necessities the past 2 weeks. Then any entire year. And none of you seem to be hauling anything in. It's like you're all MIA.
     
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  9. D.Tibbitt

    D.Tibbitt Road Train Member

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    Ive done my part , last 2 weeks i been hauling shingles, primer and paint, pvc tubing for windows and a jlg telehandler. Picked up another load of shingles for monday. Most may consider it non essential freight but tell that to the companies that ordered that stuff . Think they would have something to say about that. Plus it kind of hard to haul food and supplies on a flatbed
     
  10. snowwy

    snowwy Road Train Member

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    It's not hard to haul food on a flatbed. Depends on the packing.

    My last boss had a few loads for us to haul.
    Besides watermelons and onions.
     
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