Grandma Debi did the CR England lease thing with Virgil

YuP!
You sure are RatherRideHorses.
Tell me, what other Big truck truckin' related website is thar
that's able to provide such an honor so soon and so abundantly?

W E L C O M E to The Trucker's Report!
The best is yet to come.

I think a lot of folks missed the heroics of Saint Virgil with all the attention bein' on GMDebi.

I'm thinkin' he's destined for the Haul of Fame.

Excellent point!
Obviously Virgil stays awake durin' trainin' newBees.
Unless he's mastered subliminal lecturin' and is able to get his point across while slumberin' back thar in the bunk.

Ya know, ......... now that I think 'bout it, ......... Saint Virgil reminds me of
Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

That's mighty generous of you sir.
Tell ya what, ---- if you should meet up with Saint Virgil and he accepts your dinner offer, take 'em to the best 5-star restaurant in the area. The two of you order ANYthing and EVERYthing y'all want. Spare no expense. Only the best.
And leave a big tip.

Then, ........... send ME the bill with the total circled or highlighted.
I'll check it over to be sure y'all weren't over charged.
No need to thank me.
That's the least I could do.

OK.
Just make sure you're completely outta the traffic lane before settin' the brakes.
Wouldn't want some dad-burned 4-wheeler rammin' into your donkey.

Thank you!
I will.
You take care too, Brian.
And, for what it's worth, I too would rather be ridin' horses.
Quarter horses by choice, but a Morgan will also be considered. Ropin' -- calf or steer, -- reinin', cuttin', pennin', gymkhana, or just pleasure ridin'-- even more pleasure ridin' double with a human filly.

Hang on tight,
Fifteen to sixteen hands in height,
I'm thinkin' love at first sight --- bareback is fine.
Who sits up front, and who's behind
Don't really matter
All that's on my mind is that I wanna get at'er.

I always bring a change of Wranglers and a big blanket.
And a pair of hobbles.
No, the hobbles ain't fer the horse.
A good trail horse will ground tie.
It's the filly I don't wanna get away.

WoaH!

 

Is grandma the only one who ever posted CR england in the "favorite company" section?

 

goodness i laff til i cry

 

Grandma, Virgil, come back to us!!! We need guidance and insite....

 

In regard to this thread, yes, ---
in many ways the Grandmas Debi-Debe and this thread are exactly like the
Jerry Springer show, .......................................
only different.

Well, -----
yes and no. Lemmie 'splain, .....................
You see, in order to qualify as a contributing poster, said poster
has to be more than just hieroglyphics on a contrasting background.
They would be required to consist of at least 93% flesh and red
stuff. The general consensus of those here who have attained
expertness in detecting non-existing entities pullin' the wool
over the eyes of those who've been followin' the adventures
described herein for the last few years is it's all bovine excrement.
It's believed that the spirit of the Grandmas Debi-Debe are actually
contained within the cranium of a third party participant who is familiar
with multiple personalities. Probably a recruiter or dispatcher or
possibly one of the Sons-0-Chester, --- off his meds, ..... again.

Funny how this thread affects some folks differently than others.
Take me for instance, I just re-read this entire thread for the fourth
or fifth time and it generated the same emotional reaction every time, -----
I cry 'till I laugh, .....
right out loud.

Latest rumor is that the Grandmas Debi-Debe decided to take
advantage of the new law in Colorado legalizing the recreational
use of cannabis by poolin' their life savings and investin' it in a
top rate dispensary where they both regularly trip-out, thereby
successfully escaping the state of mind often referred to as
reality. :smt033 :smt025

Meanwhile, Saint Virgil has secured the property located directly
next door to Dos Debi-Debe's Dispensary where he plans on
opening a gourmet doughnut and assorted munchies shop, catering
to the many customers taking advantage of a green, leafy, mind
altering substance recently legalized and heavily taxed. The evil
devil weed, once feared, is now seen as a way to easily stabilize a
floundering economy and create jobs, most probably in the fast
food and snacks industry, ....... and memory retention seminars. :smt112

Uhhhhhhhhh ----- what was the question, again? :smt017
Memory, ----- second thang to go
Don't'cha know.

 

Just finished reading this whole tread. I never knew I had so many emotions. Made me laugh so hard I had tears running down my leg. Come on debe let us know how you and Steve are doing.

 

Would you believe there are those who think this thread is so old that it's outlived it's usefulness? Obviously, I disagree.

I love it when a good plan ..... backfires.
The result is a thread that continues to cause laughter, even when read for the second, third, fourth or fifth time. I'm thinkin' it'll have the same effect the sixth time, too.
Some day I'll find out.

I'm pleased that you found the humor contained within, Old-School. Spread the word.

 

Going to have to get a vote going. Which thread is better, this one or the " Werner Trainer Craps Himself " thread....

 

It's Jobe not job!!

 

It's pronounced Jobe it's spelled J O B