Has anyone seen my Girlfriend?

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  1. KillingTime

    KillingTime Road Train Member

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    I thought this was going to end like: So I pulled over, and she sounded like.... Dr. Girlfriend.

     
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  3. Mr Ed

    Mr Ed Road Train Member

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    I saw your girlfriend standing in the middle of the interstate, I had to hit her since I didn't have enough fuel to go around her ...sorry !
     
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  4. driverdriver

    driverdriver Road Train Member

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    Lmao
     
  5. dca

    dca Road Train Member

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    Leaves room for imagination
     
  6. HotH2o

    HotH2o Road Train Member

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    Haven't seen her since she was last on here complaining about you and the trainer getting a little too cozy. She also said you liked to tailgate and when she tried to tell you she wasn't going to team with her you grabbed her by the throat. Not cool dude!
     
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  7. Broke Down 69

    Broke Down 69 Road Train Member

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    Yeah, but they gotta pay.

    One of my all time favorite songs, but the irony of Freddy Mercury singing about any girl is astounding. Maybe that's what turned him.
     
  8. driverdriver

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    I wonder if constantly having he's throat coated is the reason he was such an incredible singer.
     
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  9. Broke Down 69

    Broke Down 69 Road Train Member

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    Oh Lord, there's a thought that's gonna fester.
     
  10. dca

    dca Road Train Member

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    I don't think he was singing abou4 himself
     
  11. driverdriver

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    Ok maybe I'm tired but, ya lost me on that one.
     
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