Having enough Toilet Paper

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  1. Cybergal

    Cybergal Road Train Member

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    Proposed Law Looks to Wipe Out Problem

    3/12/08

    TALLAHASSEE (AP) - A proposed law currently making its way through the Florida legislature might help you with what can be an embarrassing problem. Here's the bottom line, the bill would be a mandate that all eating establishment must have enough toilet paper when you go into the restroom.

    The only problem is the bill doesn't dictate how much toilet paper is "enough."

    State Senator Victor Crist, a Republican from Tampa, felt the problem was so important, a law must be passed to protect the backsides of anyone in Florida. The measure will also try to regulate the cleanliness of restrooms in eating establishments.

    Crist, says in the bill, restaurant inspectors, "should also check the restrooms along with the kitchens to make sure that basic cleanliness necessities are in place."

    The Senate Regulated Industries Committee approved the bill, SB 836, on Monday. It has two more stops to go and as long as it's not wiped out before then, it could then go to the Senate floor. A similar measure is currently awaiting passage by the House.
    http://cbs4.com/local/legislature.toilet.paper.2.675445.html
     
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  3. Baack

    Baack Road Train Member

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    This must be a joke ???
    By a republican ???
    What a waste of time !!!!
     
  4. bullhaulerswife

    bullhaulerswife Forum Leader/Admin Staff Member Administrator

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    Oh good god. For crying out loud! Come on, this is the most ridiculous thing I have heard.
     
  5. truckermario

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    Strange. Sheryl Crow wants a law saying that everybody should use no more than two squares per visit. :biggrin_25518:
     
  6. Working Class Patriot

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    Don't we real issues to solve here folks? Like helping to end our dependence on foreign oil or something like that? :biggrin_2551:
     
  7. MACK E-6

    MACK E-6 Moderator Staff Member

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    This legislation is in response to a protest led by The Great Cornholio. Apparently in FL there's never enough TP.
     
  8. notarps4me

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    Stock up on swift applications!:biggrin_2554:
     
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