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Great Ghosts-what would Maxwell Smart do in this situation ????

 

Yep Big Duker that sure looks like Wiggles and pjw044 there's no telling what Maxwell would have done, but let's see what Barney does, as Life Goes On.

I followed the Jeep several miles, before we parked in front of the Tribal Police station. It was a small brick building that looked like the tv set from Mayberry. You know, a couple of desk, radio console, gun cabinet, and jail cell. Anyway, Dexter and I took our seats, as Ofiicer Wiggles made use of the telephone. A few minutes later Chief Running Scam took the bench. No ! Not a judge's bench, it was just a wooden bench that he sat down on. The Chief kind of resembled that fella that use to do those anti littering commercials. You know, the one that turned out to be a Cajun from Louisiana. Anyway, this one was dressed for the part, wearing a light tanned leather outfit, mock-oh-sins, beads, feathered head dress, and long braided hair. He had a deep booming voice and spoke like the great warrior Co-Cheese. The whole proceedings only took five minutes and poor Dexter ended up in deep poo-poo. Yep, Chief Scam ruled that Dexter would also need to post a $5,000 cash bond.

I protested, " Your nuts ! You can't do this ! I'll call Crook Jr and he'll have his attorney sue the pants off of you ! This is BS ! "

Dexter tried to calm me down, " It's no use Barney ! They've already left and can't hear you. Let's face it ! We're both locked in here and ..."

I shook the bars, " They don't know who they're dealing with ! When I get a hold of Crook Jr, they'll wish that they never heard of Barney Goose ! "

Officer Wiggles reentered from outside, " You better simmer down ! Chief Scam was more than fair and your lucky that he only set your bail at two hundred dollars. He could of ..."

I'd heard enough, " Here ! That's $200 bucks, just let me out and I'll call my boss ! Ya'll really don't know who your fooling with ! "

So, Officer Wiggles opened my cell and took my money. I was steamed up, as a riverboat furnace and stormed out into the blizzard. Yep, it was knee deep and still falling. I managed to drive back across the golden bar bridge and to the motel. No ! Not the Logan Hotel ! The motel that Dexter had stayed at. Anyway, I called the TLX office, but Junior had gone for the day, so I cut it up with Ed.

Ed was Ed, " Here's what you need to do ! Call the local U.S. Marshall's office and see what they can do ! That truck is transporting interstate commerce and they're committing a federal crime ! "

I was impressed, " I didn't think about that ! I'll call them up and see what they can do. Oh ! What about Dexter ? "

Ed spat, " Screw him ! Tell him, that if he gets out I'll consider rehiring him, even though it's his fault that we're in this mess. "

I defended Dexter, " Ed ! That's not right ! He just made a few wrong turns and got caught up in this. Hell, we can't just leave him holding the bag. "

Ed stood firm, " Just get our truck back and don't worry about Dexter ! He hasn't got any money and they'll let him go. Just wait and see ! "

So, that's what I did. Well, guess what ? Yep, the U.S.Marshall's office didn't want a thing to do with it. They knew all about the scam and had tried to get involved before. Yep, it was legal robbery and wasn't right, but since it was on Chief Scam's turf. Well, that was that. But, I did learn that the U.S. District Court refused to accept any criminal cases filed by the Crooked Tribe. Yep, it was a two way street alright. You know, if I was able to get the rig off that reservation. Well, I was home free and Chief Scam could stick his feathers up his peace pipe. Yep, all I had to do was ...

Knock, knock, " Who is it ? "

The door answered, " It's Officer Wiggles ! We need to talk ! "

I opened up, " Come on in ! How did you know I was here ? "

Wiggles stepped in, " This is the closest place to stay at, so I just figured that you were here. Can we talk ? "

I shut the door, " Sure ! Have a seat over there. Wait ! Let me move that and put it over here. There you go ! Take you jacket off and would you care for a drink ? "

Wiggles slipped off her jacket, " No ! I'm fine and this won't take long. I'm a little nervous, but ..."

I interrupted, " Don't be nervous ! I don't bite and here take this. It's a bourbon and coke on the rocks. I don't like drinking alone and I'm glad your here. So, what's on your mind ? "

Wiggles sipped, " Wow ! This is a little strong, but it sure hits the spot. Now, what I tell you has to stay between us ! If Chief Scam finds out, or any of the Tribal Council. Well, they'll have my scalp and ..."

I coaxed her on, " Don't worry about them ! I give you my word that..."

Wiggles let her hair down, " I've only worked there for about three months and this is hard for me. Oh, I heard stories about the Tribal Council and how Chief Scam was ripping people off. I grew up on the reservation and it use to be a nice place to live. But, that all changed when Chief Scam got elected. You know, they even say that he stole the election ! Anyway, I went to the junior college and majored in criminal justice. I got accepted by the Boston P.D, but they put you on a waiting list to be hired on. So, I applied for the Tribal P.D. and they hired me. Now, you have to believe me and this is the truth. I never knew anything about that crooked bridge deal and some of the other things that are going on. "

I freshened our drinks, " I can believe that ! But, what are you going to do about it ? I mean, you know this isn't right ! "

Wiggles teared up, " I just now found out and I'm not sure what to do. Chief Scam threatened me and said that if I ..."

I placed my hand on her shoulder, " It'll be alright and it's not your fault, so don't let it get the best of you. Now, listen to me ! I called the Feds and they know all about it ! I guess Chief Scam and his bunch have pulled this stuff before. What we need is to prove that they're doing something illegal. I mean, we know this isn't on the up and up, but he does have the law on his side and that's why the Feds won't get involved. "

So, Wiggles dropped her bomb. No ! She didn't crap her pants ! She had the goods that would blow the top off of everything. What a deal, as Life Goes On.

Nightie night Snazers, your Snazzy1.

 

Holey goat-cheese! Clandestine meetings, proof of wrong-doing,and a pretty little Indian maiden in the mix!! Will BG give in to temptation??? Tune in next time......

LOL

 

Thank you so much for the welcome. Glad you like the picture. You are very sweet.

 

Snazzy, I'm Back!! Just cannot read all the past ones, no time, so am skipping from page 51 to current, and try to keep up now! P.S. Can you add snazzy points??? Sure could use some!

 

Sounds like Big Chief gonna git scalped........

 

I see that pjw044 is waiting to see Chief Scam get scalped. Simplyred1962 did a fine job of narrating us up to speed. Dollylama skipped over a bunch of pages to get current and is in need of some Snazzy points. Truckersgirl76 thinks that I'm sweet, so lookout lucky dog Mark. What a deal ! Snazzy points all around, as Life Goes On.

Wiggles fetched the evidence from her jeep and returned to my room. I sat thumbing thru the folders and getting my eyes full. Yep, she sure had the goods on Chief Scam alright. Wiggles leaned over my shoulder and pointed to page three.

I smiled, " Yeah, I saw that ! So, that bridge isn't even on the reservation and never has been. Man ! "

Wiggles had more, " That's right and he knew that all along ! See ! That was back over six months ago and he still is having us seize vehicles. That old bridge was built by the railroad back in 1941. They went out of business in 1973 and the land was sold in 1977. Some investment company owns it and look here ! That's a land survey and has Chief Scam's signature on it. Like I said, he has know that he's breaking the law !

I thought about it, " Yeah ! He knows, but what about the tribal council ? Do you think that their in on it too ? "

Officer Wiggles paused, " I don't know ! I mean, there isn't any proof that they are. See ! Look at this ! That shows the amount he has collected and look at this ! None of it was ever listed, or deposited in the bank. He has to pocketing all of those fines. "

I had to ask, " How much do you think he has collected ? "

Wiggles shrugged, " All I know, is that in the past three months that I've worked there, he's pulled this at least a dozen times. "

I took a gulp, " Man ! He's making a killing at five grand a pop ! "

Wiggles enlightened me, " He doesn't get that much every time. If it's an owner operator, or a small company he lowers the amount. That way they pay up and think he did them a favor. Now, the big companies usually pay right off ! But, like with you company, he'd probably work a deal out with the lawyers. You know, to make it look good. "

I nodded, " I see, but what about the drivers like Dexter ? They don't have any money and ..."

Wiggles cut me off, " If the company post their bond he lets them go. If they don't, well he holds them for awhile and then cuts them loose. "

I poured us a fresh one, " I have another question ! When all of this gets out and ole Chief Scam gets exposed. Well, what's the reservation going to do about not having a way in ? That's ..."

Wiggles giggled, " I guess we'll use the freeway exit ! That old bridge road doesn't ever get used, by anyone who lives there. My house is just a few blocks from the interstate. My folks live just the other side of me and my sister stays next door. What did you think ? That we're still on horseback and living back in the hills ? "

I felt stupid, " No ! I didn't think that ! I just assumed that... Well, never mind. So, how do you plan to handle this ? "

Wiggles took a sip, " #### ! Your getting me drunk and I'm not sure what I need to do. I guess you could give me the number of who you talked with. You know, those Feds that you called. I'm just worried about my future and how this is going to affect my police career. Chief Scam has a lot of pull and some powerful friends. I'm a little worried about my family too ! "

I tried to be soothing, " If we work this right, I bet you won't even have to be involved. I can call tomorrow and say that I've dug up that information. You know, the Feds won't know how I got it ! That way you can stay in the shadows and not stick your neck out. I mean, it's up to you ! You have to live here and deal with whatever happens. I'm just a ship passing in the night. What do you think ? "

Wiggles took my hand, " You'd do that for me ? I mean, that's a great idea and everything here has to be on record somewhere. Yeah ! They don't have to know that I'm involved. Sure ! It can be our little secret, but you'll have to take the Indian Oath ! "

I squeezed her hand, " I don't have to slash my wrist, or anything ? "

So, Wiggles pressed her lips against mine and I held her in my arms, as we slowly made our way. Yep, we fell softly onto the bed and pawed at each others clothing. She was still in her police uniform, so I disarmed her first. You know, fingered thumbed her gun belt buckle, unfastened a few buttons, pulled down on her pants, tugged on the melon holders, slipped down her bikini beaver cover, and went to town. No ! Not literally ! Well, you know what I mean ! Yep, Wiggles was a moaner and a screamer. I played her like a fiddle on fire and even yodeled in her canyon. Yep, every ear within a mile of that motel, must of thought that a moose had stepped in a bear trap. Now, Wiggles gave as good as she got. Yep, I even gave out a hoot and a holler, as our bodies became one. Gees ! What memories, as Life Goes On.

Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.

 

Hey I aint old enough to read this...im closen my eyes....

 

Dang you Snazzy, you did it again. Got my eye hard!

 

Thanks for a great story, Snazzy. I saw it last night when I first joined, but since I had a mess to finish up before we have house guests, today, I didn't get a chance to get back to here. I'm double nickels also and also a habitual collector. That seems to be a common theme on the forums I'm interested in. I'll have to figure out how to post pictures here. I have a couple of nice ones from my OTR days, which, by the way I hope to get back to at some time, preferably with my wife traveling with me.