Hi, I'm Snazzy and I'm Trucker

Discussion in 'The Welcome Wagon' started by Snazzy, Aug 3, 2007.

  1. pjw044

    pjw044 Heavy Load Member

    Oh boy, more juicy stuff from the "Inner Sanctum"
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  3. Snazzy

    Snazzy Light Load Member

    Aug 3, 2007
    Granbury, Texas
    Alright Big Duker, just for you and the other Snazzers, I'll lower my standards and have some more Darline Smut, as Life Goes On.

    Captain Hook managed to dock us back at the marina. I was still below in my cabin and mulling over what Ed had said. The party was still in full swing and the sun had set.

    Darline knocked and entered, " Why are you sitting here in the dark ? "

    I sat up in the bed, " Don't turn on the light ! Come over here for a minute. "

    Darline wiggled over, " My bikini is wet and ..."

    I pulled her on top of me, " Well, take it off ! "

    So, she mounted my lap. You know, I was leaning against the headboard and she sat facing me. I worked my hands up under her top and gently massaged her breast. They both grew firm, as she tilted her head back and helped to guide my hands.

    Darline moaned, " Ooooee ! "

    I whispered, " I want you ! "

    She raised her arms, as I lifted the wet top and tossed it aside. The moon lit room silhouetted her perfectly curved body. My arms wrapped around her back and drew her closer. Darline gripped the headboard and lowered her sweet breast. I kissed one tenderly and then slowly placed my lips around the other. Her breathing quickened, as she squirmed and moaned with delight. I tugged on the wet bikini bottoms and she knew what I was wanting. Her back arched, which allowed me to roll them down her thighs and below her knees. Darline pressed against me and kicked the unwanted item free. She twisted around and placed her hand inside my swim trunks. Her fingers clutched my sex toy with one hand, as the other thumbed down the waistband. I raised my midsection to assist her and used my toes to discard it. We tasted each other, slowly at first. I moved my arms inside her bent knees and hugged her waist gently. I kissed between her thighs and licked her moist hairs. She responded, by taking me in her mouth and began sucking. My tongue parted her lips and entered, as she began to hunch softly. I licked harder and swerved deeper and deeper. She spread her legs wider and hunched faster and faster. I puckered my lips and began sucking. We were in a rhythm of unstoppable desire. The more we pleased each other, the more the other pleased. Her hunching slowed, as she pressed harder against my face. Droplets of honey rolled across my cheeks, as her inner thighs grew moist and slick. I licked at the wetness and felt an explosion come from down below. Yes, my volcano had erupted spewing hot love juices. I tried to pull back, but Darline swallowed hard and whole. The world stood still, as we both tried to recover, like two boxers out in the center of the ring. I managed to crawl towards her and fell in her arms.

    She hugged my neck, " I love you. "

    I grunted, " Man ! You almost did me in. "

    So, we held each other tight and drifted off into a deep sleep. You know, I always wondered, what women thought. I mean, I always felt satisfied after sex and mighty pleased. Yep, I wonder if they felt the same. No ! I think their different. It's more like their more interested in .. Shut up mind voices and go to sleep ! Well, aren't you going to tell the Snazzers, about what Ed said ? No ! We're going to bed and dream of Darline. We can tell the Snazzers about it tomorrow. No ! Not about the dream ! About Ed ! What a deal, as Life Goes On.

    Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.
  4. pjw044

    pjw044 Heavy Load Member

    Ah, come on Snazz--what he say,what he say,come on tell us......
    Pretty please !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Ducks

    Ducks "Token Four-Wheeler"

    Jan 1, 2007
    Southeastern Pennsylvania
    #### -- I'm all the way back on page 120, Snazz! Life kinda got in the way of keeping up here on the boards, and now I'm a day late and a dollar short with everything.

    I just gotta pedal harder, I guess. :biggrin_25523:

    It's good to see you back, though. I was missing you... :yes2557:
  6. Snazzy

    Snazzy Light Load Member

    Aug 3, 2007
    Granbury, Texas
    It's Ducks ! Look Snazzers ! It's Ducks ! Ducks is back ! Yep, I posted about oral sex. Big Ducker posted a picture of babies having a circle jerk on top of a toilet and Ducks returns. Great timing Ducks ! What a deal ! Well, at least PJW044 wants to hear what Ed said, as Life Goes on.

    I was back in my office and trying to decide what to do. Dan sat down and began prodding me about what was up.

    I lit up a 100, " Go ahead and fire up your cigar Dan. Big Man and Pompous went back to California this morning. Man, those two Idiots were starting to get on my nerves. "

    Dan flipped his Bic, " Yeah, that Pompous guy was trying to run the shop. So, what's up with Ed ? I never saw you after he left and..."

    I blew smoke, " Dan ! Your not going to believe this ! I probably shouldn't tell you, but ..."

    Dan puffed a ring, " You can tell me ! I won't say anything ! "

    I paused, " It's crazy ! A few weeks ago Ed had me sabotage our TLX computer system and.."

    Dan had to ask, " You did what ? "

    I explained, " Ed gave me a CD and had me download it. Well, I did it because he said, that ..."

    Dan whistled, " Oh man, you shouldn't of done that ! "

    I defended myself, Now, wait a minute ! See, I wasn't sure what to do, but Ed claimed that it wasn't a big deal. So anyway, I did it and that's why Ed wanted to talk to me. Now according to him, all that CD did was bypass the firewall. Yep, Ma Crook, Ed, and Jr all have access to the entire TLX system. So, here's what he wants me to do now. It's crazy and I can't see any point in it. "

    Dan was all ears, " What does he want you to do ? "

    I rolled my eyes, " They want me to ruin the company. Well, that's what it boils down to. You see, they think if the stock drops some of the investors will sale their shares. Then the Crooks and Ed can buy them back. "

    Dan got it, " I see ! That way Junior, Ma Crook, and Ed can gain back control and ..."

    I was honest, " I don't know what to do ! I mean, it's taken awhile for TLX to grow and ..."

    Dan reminded me, " Junior, Ma Crook, and Ed were the ones that got TLX where it is today ! That group out in California stole it from them. If Jr and his mom hadn't been at odds. Well, you know what I'm saying. "

    I knew, " I know, but it's still hard to imagine having to destroy everything that we've worked for. I mean, the Crooks have all the money they need and I bet that..."

    Dan whispered, " I bet there's something more to this. I mean, their smart and must know something is getting ready to happen. "

    I agreed, " Yeah, I thought about that too. I just can't figure out what. "

    Dan grinned, " You know, if they want TLX to show a loss. Well, I can sure help make it happen. "

    I snickered, " I bet, I'm the only General Manager in history that has ever been put in this situation. Yep, I got a few ideas how to throw some monkey wrenches in the works. "

    Dan giggled, " I can toss some real wrenches in the works ! "

    So, Dan and I plotted a plan to bring TLX stock down. I mean, it couldn't be that hard and Junior could always bring the stock back up. Now, Ed had promised me, that my job was secure and that I'd continue being the GM. So, what did I have to lose ? What a deal, as Life Goes On.

    Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.
  7. Big Duker

    Big Duker "Don Cheto"

    Sep 18, 2007
    Weatherford, TX
    Man those babies were listening to the radio. Guess you were taking a shower after recalling that Darline hot chapter and missed it.:biggrin_25519:
  8. animal control

    animal control Medium Load Member

    Aug 7, 2007
    Where I come From
    Them Bigg Duckiees ????? Were Littlle Dime Droppers !!!!!
  9. pjw044

    pjw044 Heavy Load Member

    O.K. Snazz, time to get busy with the covert backstabbin' & causin'
    general mayhem for some folks !

  10. rikdev50s

    rikdev50s Medium Load Member

    Aug 12, 2008
    Greer, SC
    Dang it thought it was a welcome but this is so much better, thanks for the great story and you sure can jawjack
  11. Snazzy

    Snazzy Light Load Member

    Aug 3, 2007
    Granbury, Texas
    First, let's Have a Big Snazzy welcome for our two newest Snazzy members. Animal Control, who noticed my bo-bo and brought it to my attention. Yep, I've done that before and called Big Duker, Big Ducker, and I hope neither Big Duker, nor Ducks take offense. Now for Rikdev50's, he left some very kind words, which are much appreciated. Pjw044 posted some graphic Smiley faces that help the storyline. Oh, Big Duker was right and those baby dolls are listening to the radio. I just can't figure out why they're naked and on top of the commode. It looks like a Sadist Orgy, or maybe a Political Convention. What a deal, as Life Goes On. Snazzy points all around !

    A few weeks had passed and several of my plans had gone into effect. Dan was waiting on me, as I entered the Pirates Den. You know, Captain Hooks bar at the marina.

    I ordered, " Hey Hook ! Bring us a couple of cold ones ! "

    Dan was busting at the seams, " Did he call ? What did he say ? "

    I lit up, " Your not going to believe this ! He thought that it was a great idea and wasn't mad at all ! "

    Dan took a swig, " Thanks Mr Hook ! So, your saying that he ...."

    I blew smoke, " I swear, Big man was all for it ! He said, that they should of thought of that sooner ! "

    Dan rolled his eyes, " Just wait until that goes into effect ! We'll have drivers quitting left and right ! "

    I snickered, " You got that right ! We'll have rigs abandoned from here to Tim Buck Tooth and all over the whole country. Gees ! All them rich folks are just the same. All they care about is screwing the drivers and making more money ! "

    Dan nudged me, " There's Ed ! I'll go shoot some pool and let you two hash this over. "

    Ed took a seat, " Well ! "

    I filled him in, " I talked to Big Man today ! He said, that it was a good idea and is all for it ! "

    Ed rubbed his hands, " Good ! Now, tell me exactly what you proposed. "

    I flipped my ashes, " Just what we talked about. I suggested that TLX freeze all hiring and cut everyones overtime. I mean, for the dispatchers, office staff, shop mechanics, and the rest. Then I faxed him the bonus rate for the drivers and owner ops. Man, I figured he'd think that I was nuts, but he jumped right on it ! "

    Ed grinned, " Sure he did ! That's what we wanted him to do. So, what else did you do ? "

    I was honest, " That's all for now ! I didn't want to push my luck and move too fast. Anyway, that might be all that we need. I know that if I was a driver that I'd sure quit ! "

    Ed looked at it, " Oh, this is the new pay scale " "

    I pointed, " Yeah, you see here ? Now, the drivers only get a nickel per mile, for their first 2000 miles. Then it goes to ten cents per mile, for all the miles, after that. But, they have to have at least 3500 miles to make their bonus of ten cents, per mile. "

    Ed scratched his head, " I don't understand any of this ! "

    I slapped his back, " Good ! That's what it's all about ! You see, down there at the bottom ? Where it has forty cents per mile for all miles driven. That's the only thing the drivers will look at ! Yep, everyone of them will think that this is a good deal. You see, all a driver ever wants to know is how much can he make. He or she, always thinks that their better than the others. So, a driver will look at this and think that it's a pay raise. You know, they'll think that they can run 4,000 miles a week and .."

    Ed got it, " Oh, I see ! If they only drive 2000 miles, they'll only make a nickel per mile. But, if they drive over 3500 miles, they earn ten cents, for all 3500. But if they run over 4000, then it's 40 cents, for every mile. Hey, what happens if they do that ? I mean, ..."

    I laughed, " They can't ! Who dispatches their miles ? WE DO ! Man, as soon as they hit 3200 miles ! We pull the plug ! We'll lay them over, or give them short runs, or make up something. You know, the truck needs to be serviced, or something. "

    Ed's eyes narrowed, " Your a genius Barney ! A real genius ! So, how long do you think it will take ? "

    I took a swig, " Three, maybe four weeks. You know, they'll all be running like their pants are on fire. Then they'll just miss that bonus, by a few hundred miles. So, they'll chalk that up to bad luck and try again. Then the next week and then...."

    Ed read my mind, " Yeah ! It'll take those Idiot drivers a few weeks to figure this all out. Then they'll realize that there up the creek, without a paddle. It's perfect ! They'll quit and Big Man will be left without a .."

    I jumped in, " That's the part that worries me ! All of our TLX customers are going to be left holding the bag. I mean, left without a bag to hold onto. Well, you know what I mean ! "

    So, Ed knew of the dangers, but assured me that everything would work out. You know, once the Crooks were back in control and had the majority of stock. Now, I didn' feel good, about cheating the drivers, or hurting the customers. It was just that I couldn't stand how Big Man had taken control and taken over the company. Yep, Ed had assured me that once the Crooks were back in charge. Well, things would be different and everyone would get a fair shake. What a deal, as Life Goes On.

    Nightie Snazzers, your Snazzy1.
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