Hi, I'm Snazzy and I'm Trucker

First, let's have a Big Snazzy welcome for womb-and-driver,,err, womandriver, our newest Snazzer member. Yep Knife, the Skin Heads are history and Rikdev sees things returning to normal. Dukesdad thinks, that it's time to find Hot Legs and Mc85 posted a flame throwing Smiley Face. Now Snazzers, when I hit the submit post last night. Well I thought, that I'd done screwed the pooch. Yep, the whole site went belly up and my puter crashed. Anyway, I'm glad to see that everything, seems to be back to normal. What a deal ! Snazzy points all around, as Life Goes on.

Nick landed his twin-prop at Love Field and blew smoke up my butt. You know, what a great job I did, he couldn't of done it without me, blah, blah, blah. Now, to be honest about it, I was proud and happy to had played a role. But, I sure wasn't planning on joining his team. You know, being an undercover agent and fighting the evil ones. Yep all I wanted, was to rejoin Hot Legs and get back on the road. I had called Ed and he had arranged to have her dispatched back to Dallas. The taxi dropped me off at the TLX terminal and I sashayed into Ed's office. He was sitting behind his desk and acted happy to see me.

I shook his paw, " Hey Ed, long time, no see ! "

Ed insisted, " Have a seat Barn ! I see, that you recovered our stolen trailer and I just dispatched a driver to pick it up. That buddy of your's Nick, he sure knows his stuff. He even offered to pay for it. You know, the cost of getting it back here. What was it, some sort theft ring ? "

I lied, " Yeah, we busted them and turned things over to ..."

Ed spoke over me, " That's great ! Say, answer me this ! Is that gal Hot Legs and you involved ? I mean, are the two of you an item or ... "

I blushed, " No, not really ! She knows, how to drive and I needed a copilot. Other than that we're just friends. Oh ! Where is she, anyway ? "

Ed looked surprised, " She was, just here ! Isn't she parked out there ? "

I was honest, " No ! I didn't see her, or my truck ! Are you sure that.. "

Ed snickered, " The way she looks ! Wearing those tight fitting shorts and wiggling that thing ! Boy Howdy, every Air Horn out there noticed her and I can't blame them ! Here, I'll check the GPS screen ! It shows that she's parked at the Flying Hook. Are you planning on taking some days off, or do you want to ... "

I got up, " Let me go find her and I'll let you know. "

So, I cranked up the low-rider and drove over there. You know, the Flying Hook, where Miss Hot Legs was at. Yep, parked in the middle row, sat Old Blue, standing tall and just waiting on me. I parked in front of the Greasy Spoon and sashayed over. The sun was setting and the roar of a thousand Cats shook the earth. Yep, I love that sound and the smell of diesel fumes. Let's see, should I knock ? I mean, the doors locked, but I have my key and it is my truck ! No ! Go ahead and knock ! Wait ! What's that noise ? It sounds like someone screaming ! #### ! Well, don't just stand here ! So, I jerked the door open and climbed in. A man's voice, from behind the curtain moaned out in agony.

I unzipped it, " O O "

Hot Legs screamed, " What are you doing here ? "

I replied, " O O "

The Stranger was speechless, " O O "

I found my voice, " WHAT THE HELL ARE YA"LL DOING ! "

Hot Legs had to ask, " WHAT DO YOU THINK WE"RE DOING ? "

So, it slowly sank in, as the Stranger began dancing a jig. You know, trying to slip on his pants, as his feet ran in place. Now, it had caught me, so off guard that I really wasn't angry. You know, I was shocked, disappointed, hurt, and more confused, than anything else.

I gave the LOOK, " GET DRESSED AND HIT THE ROAD ! "

The Stranger pleaded, " I"M SORRY ! MISTER, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT SHE... "

I pointed, " NOT YOU ! HER ! I MEAN, BOTH OF YOU ! GET THE HELL OUT ! "

Hot Legs helped him, " Here Honey ! He won't hurt you and here's you money back. There you go ! One leg at a time and .. "

I'd had enough, " QUIT DRIPPING, ALL OVER THE PLACE ! "

So, Hot Legs applied a Kleenx to his ding-dong. You know, like a mother does to a kid's runny nose. Yep, for a minute there. Well I thought, she was going to have him blow into it. Anyway, I exited out and lit up a 100. Yep I pacing, back and forth, and really didn't know what to do. You know, like expectant dad's do, in the maternity ward. Well finally, the Stranger exited the other side and slunk away. I cooled down and climbed back in. Hot Legs had gotten decent. Well, had put her clothes back on and was seated in the passenger seat. I sat behind the wheel and blew smoke.

Hot Legs reached for my hand, " I didn't know that.. "

I jerked away, " DON"T SAY A WORD ! JUST FOLLOW ME ! "

So, she didn't say a word, as I sashayed back to my low-rider and drove off. Yep, she kept right up with me and parked Old Blue in front of the River Queen. I never even looked her way and sashayed inside. Yep, we needed to have a sit down and I was ready to lay down the law. What a deal, as Life Goes On.

Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.

 

Hummm so Nick is blowing smoke.........and looks like Hot Legs was - - - .... well well..what a turn up for the books.... now the law is being laid down ...... hummm as the plot thicken... those wheels turn........... get the coffee on !!!!!

 

A Rolling cat house, now you can make money while you wait on the high $ loads!!!!!!
They are gonna have to start cleaning up a little better though.

 

Just checking in Snazzy.. I'm back here on page 101.. I'll catch up to you soon...

 

And thus ends another adventure of " Super Snazz-Top Secret
Agent and all around Bad Guy Getter"..
Stay tuned for the next episode when our Superhero tries to
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As PJW said look like the end of the line... Oh adventure...heck who knew??? Hot Legs lookin to keep the cash flowin... Seems Barney is a bit Miffed...

 

Let's have a Big Snazzy welcome for Kenmar our newest Snazzer who is on page 101 and should be caught up in time for the 2012 election. Knife, I put on a fresh pot, Mc85 sees a rolling Cat House, Pj44 is ready for a new episode and Rik50 noticed Barn seemed a bit miffed. Snazzy points all around ! What a deal, as Life Goes On.

I poured me a stout one and sat at my bar. Hot Legs wiggled over and joined me. Neither of us spoke and you could feel the tension in the air. Now back in my cop days, I'd learned a valuable interview technique. Yep, silence is an excellent way to get a suspect to talk. You know, don't say a word and the suspect will begin to ramble. Yep everyone, or most everyone wants to get things off their chest.

Hot Legs began, " I guess, your mad at me ? "

I took a gulp and looked away.

Hot Legs paused, " Well, I can't blame you ! It was stupid and I should of known that you were back. Ed didn't tell me and I thought, that you were still helping your friend out. Did you get that taken care of ? "

I lit a 100, rolled my eyes and blew a smoke ring.

She pulled a wad out of her bra, " Look at this ! There's over $2,400 dollars and half of this is yours ! That's why I did it ! I've been working my tail off and you should be happy ! I bet there's more here, than your truck earned ! "

I poured me another one.

Hot Legs tossed it on the bar, " Here, you can have all of it ! I did it for you and was only trying to help ! I should of known better ! Your just like the rest of them and don't appreciate anything that I do ! My stupid step-dad was the same way. He had me working the streets, when I turned 14 and never once did he ever think about me. Not as long, as he got his ! Yeah ! He raped me, beat me and was the one, who first turned me out ! I made him a fortune and my mom did too. We both did, until the day he died ! That's when we split up and she told me ! Her last words were, ' Girl your sitting on a goldmine.' Can you imagine that ? A mother telling her own daughter that ! "

I flipped my ashes.

She was on a roll, " Just sit there and ignore me ! There's a thousand other drivers out there and they'd be happy to be my man ! I'm not stupid and know how to treat you ! I can work all night, drive all day and still please your every need ! Look at these ! Do you think they come easy ? I worked out, drank gallons of milk and exercised. I went from a size 32 B, to a 36 D, and check this out ! Do you see how firm that is ? I do sit-ups, jog, watch my diet, eat right, stay off drugs, and sacrifice ! You have no idea, how hard it is and that's not all ! Sure, the money is great and I'd be nuts to give it up, but it's not all easy ! There's cops, nuts, perverts, and everything else to deal with. I've been robbed, beaten, kidnapped, and almost killed ! I've known a couple of girls that didn't make it. Some just disappeared and a few were found mutilated ! That's why I need you ! We need each other ! Well, are you going to just sit there ? Say something ! "

I stood and picked some fruit out of my looms.

Hot Legs exploded, " WELL FINE ! I don't need you and the hell with you ! If you want me to leave, I will ! Just say the word ! I'll pack my things and you can drop me off, back at the Jay Hook ! What do you care ? I'm just a piece of meat ! I've tried my best and Lord knows, it hasn't been easy ! Well, say something, or do something ! Do you want to hit me ? Go ahead ! I don't care and if it makes you feel any better ! "

So, I rared back and punched her, right smack in the kisser ! Yep, her head snapped back and blood gushed ... No ! I didn't ! Now to be honest about it. The thought did cross my mind, but only for an instant. The truth was, that she really wasn't a bad person. Oh, I hated what she did, but I didn't hate her. You know, that's what love is ! Of course, as Sweet Thang would had pointed out, ' That's not love, it's sick love ! ' But hey ! Who was I to judge Hot Legs ? We all have our own demons to overcome ! Now, some demons are more difficult to deal with, than others. You know, we all have room for improvement and ... Well you know, what I mean, as Life Goes on.

Nightie night Snazzers, your Snazzy1.

 

Awww Snazzy thats a kinda sad story......but you had me in my seat...Romance is boiling again ??? Yaaaaaaah for Romance ..... ...As the Wheels turn again...... and life goes on... one day at a time .... more coffee Snazzy and get a cookie to go with ..... we are all waiting!!!!!!

 

Hey looks as if Barney is going to let the Love set the pace for Hot Legs... but then we all have a demon or two in te closet??? Hummm Barney is a sucker for a sob story and when it is a female... She's got him at "Well, I can't blame you!" Yep just a male thing...

 

Here you go Knife, fresh cookies and milk, err...coffee and Rikdev lets see whose to blame, as Life Goes On.

I was pretty buzzed and crashed on the couch. Hot Legs went below and slept alone in my bed. The sun was barely up, when the banging awoke me.

Knock, knock, knock, I sashayed/staggered over, " Who is it ? "

The voice, " It's Piggy ! Open up ! "

I unlocked, " Come on in ! What's are ya'll doing here ? "

Piggy hugged me, " I've been trying to get a hold of you ! Fly Boy has something to ask you and ... "

I shook his paw, " How's it going ! Where's Tiger at ? "

Piggy was in the know, " He's at mothers and we can't stay long. "

Fly Boy cleared his throat, " Urrggked ! Mr Goose, Sir, .... . Uh, ... . I love your daughter very much and .. . Well, ... . I've come to ask, for her hand. "

I gave the LOOK, " Noway ! Nohow ! What else do you need ? "

Piggy's eyes welled-up, " Mother said, that you wouldn't .. "

I snickered, " Nope ! He can't have your hand ! It's the whole ball of wax, or nothing at all ! "

So, we all had a good laugh and I put the coffee on. Piggy never looked better and had regained her figure. You know, after having my first grandson. Anyway, both of them were full of hope and promises. Piggy showed off the latest photos and updated me on current events. Fly Boy had enrolled in college and was majoring in Mechanical Engineering. Tiger was already walking and almost a year old. They were living, with Fly Boys parents, but looking for a place. Yep it was good to hear, how well things were going. I avoided mentioning anything, about my latest adventures. You know, I didn't want to bore them. Anyway, we were seated at my bar and gabbing away. I was playing waitress and refilling our mugs. You know, just being a good host, when it happened. Yep, Fly Boy's eyes popped out, as he fell off his stool. There was complete silence, as Hot Legs stood butt naked, before us. She had a towel wrapped around her wet hair and was finger drying it. You know she couldn't see, that we had guest and, well you know.

I cleared my throat, " Urrrghh, HOT LEGS ! We have company ! "

Hot Legs froze in place, " (<) (>) "

I grabbed the towel, " Here, wrap this around you and go get dressed ! "

Hot Legs wiggled away, " Excuse me ! I'll be right back. (() (() (() "

Piggy had to ask, " Daddy ! Who is that ! "

I paused, " She's uh, uh, ... Someone that,.. Uh, uh,... She's my co-driver and that's why she's here. You see, ... "

Piggy playfully slapped Fly Boy, " Get your eyes, back in your head ! Daddy, we need to get going and mother will call you. She's making the plans and everything. You do know, that you'll have to give me away ! "

I hugged her and choked out a whisper, " I could never do that and you'll always be my little Piggy. I love you. "

So, Fly Boy took her hand, as they strolled off and left me fighting back tears. No ! I'm not the mushy type and it even surprised me. Yep, maybe it was something in my eye, or perhaps a moment of weakness. Anyway, Hot Legs returned and was full of questions.

She apologized, " I'm sorry ! Who was that and what's wrong ? "

I blew my beak, " THRRUUUPP ! Oh, that was my daughter and I'm fine. "

Hot Legs hugged me, " Are you sure that your alright ? Who was that guy with her and ... "

I nose-snuzzled her damp hair, " He's .., he's..., taking her from me. Sniffle, sniffle, boo-who... "

So, Hot Legs kissed it and made it all better. Yep, by the time she finished with me. Well, I done forgot my troubles and couldn't remember my name. What a deal, as Life Goes On.

Nightie night Snazzers, yor Snazzy1.