Honking At Ladies On The Road

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by FearTheCorn, May 19, 2019.

  1. FearTheCorn

    FearTheCorn Bobtail Member

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    Years ago when I was with my trainer, he was always checking out cars passing us on the left on the interstate looking for good looking women. Personally, I think that is a fine thing, but this dude would also honk and wave when he saw one. I figured he was having a bit of fun, even though it probably annoyed the women.
    A few weeks into my training, I got out of the bunk and hit the jump seat while he was driving. He looked really glum and bummed out, so I asked him what the deal was.
    "You know, I have been honking at these chicks for years, and not once has any of them pulled over!"
    That's when I realized he wasn't just having fun, but was really trying to pick these women up!
    Maybe it's just me, but I can't see a woman getting honked at by a wild eyed bearded dude thinking "Yeah, I gotta have that! I am pulling over right now to jump his bones!"
    Maybe I'm wrong, it won't be the first time. Have any of you scored like that?
     
  2. Snakeschasingcars

    Snakeschasingcars Medium Load Member

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    mhyn Road Train Member

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    sometime honk and wave method works if you drive brand new German luxury car or expensive Cadillac instead of truck .
     
  4. D.Tibbitt

    D.Tibbitt Road Train Member

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    I prefer to flirt with the cashiers when the line is 25 deep behind me
     
  5. Snakeschasingcars

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    While parked in the fuel island ofcourse
     
  6. adayrider

    adayrider Road Train Member

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    What happen to chivalry? Oh yeah it's long gone.
    Are you really serious?
     
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  7. TripleSix

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    Your trainer had no 'game.'

    A nice pair of legs and hooters is going to get honked at, waved at, yelled at, flirted with, stared at, ogled at every where they go, every hour of the day. Then these guys in the truck, stale, stupid, fat, foul, nasty with rotten teeth. They don't even bother to look because the first 50 trucks she passed looked just like that. And they are thinking as you honk the horn, "Does that toothless disgusting fool actually think that, because he blows his horn letting me know that he thinks I am attractive, that I will be grateful, and pull over and give him a go with the goods? Subhuman idiot!"

    If you want to score, you have to have better game than a horn honk, Hoss. But the question is, do you want to SCORE, or do you want to just be an irritant to women? Real women. Not the farm animals that identify as women.
     
  8. starmac

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    Are you talking he is honking the air horn, if so I would have a problem with him.
    Either way there is something wrong with him.
     
  9. FearTheCorn

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    It was the air horn. Lowd and lovely
     
  10. I had a guy I was training who drove another truck and followed me to each of the shippers/receivers. A month after his was cleared by safety to drive the route. I was waiting at a pickup of a new account we recently picked up.
    I see this driver hanging out his window hooting and hollering at the college girls. Even drags out his flip phone to take their picture thru college girl front and side windows.
    I was so ashamed for the company, he's a new driver and he's hanging out a company ride being an idiot.

    You guys need to be held to a better standard. You haven't been In prison for 20yrs. And missing female companionship. You might of been away from home for a couple weeks, maybe more. But you shouldn't act like cavemen.
    When you drive you have your head on a swivel. So looking left you going to see more than a mirror. Ya just have to keep your composure as a mature adult if you see a glips of beautiful legs or sexy woman.
     
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