Hopefully this is the right place to ask this question

Here in PA they take your last six year's tax refunds.

 

In New York, they take away your large caffeinated beverages.

 

If they took my personal vehicle they wouldn't be getting much.

 

I know that guy! He was only in the military for 3 years and the SEALS called him and begged him to be a member, because he was like Captain America, but cooler. He didn't need the shield, and could actually catch bullets with his teeth. And even though he isn't in active duty anymore, UncleSam still calls on him sometimes for their most dangerous missions. Because of his extensive knowledge of espionage, they wont allow him to leave the country or fly on planes. His Swift truck runs 130 mph, Swift protested but the SecretService told Swift that if they wanted this guy to drive for them, they would have to open his truck up...just in case. His is the only commercial vehicle allowed to drive up Pennsylvania Avenue in DC to give the president a ride, in case one of the presidential limos isn't available. His code name is G.A.N.DA.L.F. Noone knows his real name. Even his mother didn't know his real name.

 

No... you don't know him. It's a matter of national security that you don't know him. And if you do get to know him, the men in black soon pay you a visit. Which must be a bit awkward for his trainees.

 

every time im feeling kind of bummed out, i jump on TTR!!! you guys crack me up!!!

 

( I was visited by the men in black. I was taken by force to a place for "re-education". I have to recant all of my posts and I have been programmed to be the typical steering wheel holder and argue about stupid things that I 'learned' from watching FoxNews.)
I had a friend that had a black Peterbilt that honked his horn at a moose. That moose hit that truck so hard that it knocked the motor60 yards away! I know a scalemaster that lives across the street from a scalehouse. He will monitor the CB and if he hears a driver ask whether or not the scale is open, he will run outside and run across the street and open the scalehouse. I pulled a load one day on a flatbed scaled it out and I was 150000 lbs. Didn't even know it. Yeah, I left California on a Monday with a load of produce and I was sitting in New York the following morning. Got a fast truck. I raced a Porsche 911 up interstate17 and showed that Porsche my taillights. Fast. So fast. Its a NASA edition Pete I drive. 12000 HP from the factory and gets 9 mpg. Weather was bad this winter. It snowed so bad in Atlanta that the DOT enacted the chain law around the 285 loop. They brought the gate down over I-85 towards Chattanooga. I went around the gate and the DOT chased me down and wrote me a warning. Hmmm, I just noticed that I aint got no panties on. Is this normal?

 

You forgot to mention that you started driving a truck at the age of four in a Peterbilt cabover with seven sticks for shifting and that you took a break from trucking to serve in either the SEALs or Delta Force.