How can I become a broker ?

First you have to see if you have what it takes for the job.Go to the closest rest area go into the bathroom stall and wait.When the guy in the next stall drops his pants and sits down reach under a grab his wallet.if you’re smiling as you’re running away you have what it takes to be a broker

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

Nah man, that's the sign of a rookie at our game. Just ask @wichris or @JimmyTwoTimes - the sign of a pro-broker is the guy who convinces you to give him your wallet, and makes you smile as you do it.

In seriousness, though, at least I got a chuckle out of this one.

 

This guy knows what's what.

 

The truth is brokers fit a need and there are good brokers out there just like there are bad and scummy brokers out there.