How to deal with people knocking on your truck in the middle of the night

Well if you have to ask that question.......................................

First off if I'm parked at someplace that a LEO is likely to knock on the door for some reason then the likelihood of an undesirable knocking is pretty slim. However if I'm parked at the J in Tulsa, Shell in OKC, Pilot in Savannah, BP in Jackson or any of the other places where the undesirables hang out knocking on doors................well hopefully you can figure it out.

 

I've been driving almost 2 years..... A sum total of 2x has my door been knocked on by lizards........
I must be too ugly for the lizards....

.I did have a guy try to pick me up at a rest area... And near Detroit saw a guy cranking one off in the rest area bathroom with the door wide open...

As far as Lizards... The myth and legend is greater than the reality... For me at least...

 

Depends on where you're parked if they are even in the vicinity.
If you can see an apartment complex or housing project near by , you will
most likely be visited , out in the middle of Wyoming its not very
likely .

 

So what happened at the rest area?

 

I dont park anywhere that gives anyone a reason to knock on my door. I park legally in safe areas.

 

We are happily married thanks to the Supreme Court!! Lol j/k

In both cases I said something like 'get the #### away from me you ####ing #######'

 

My your a big one I might have a hard time stuffing you under the bed

 

Ignore them and they'll come back later and knock harder. If they're "selling", well sorry but I don't have any money. If they say they are hungry I offer them something from the food I carry. If it's the fuel thing I offer them my current roll of paper towels and bottle of glass cleaner and suggest they try cleaning windows - somebody else's because I don't have any money...

 

A happy ending.