You drive an old p.o.s. Peterbilt and think it is the coolest thing on the road,
You have an over modulated, echo cranked way up p.o.s sounding "big radio" that has been screwed around with by too many truckstop radio shops and you think that it sound good.
You always feel the need to drive really fast, no matter what the conditions. I don't understand this because when I drive fast it costs me more money. I guess suupertruckers don't care about making money.
You like to push everyone out of your way on the road
Your idea of a good time is to hang around truck stops and talk like an ###hole on the radio...
...and then sit in the restaurant and talk REALLY loud so everyone can hear your BS trucking stories...
I'm sure I could think of more.
How to tell if you are a supertrucker! feel free to come up with some signs
Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by truckerdave1970, Aug 24, 2009.
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HEY!!! It's deja vu all over again!
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Like George Carlin said about those people. He said he always wanted to tell one of them, "Hey...spaceman. Now that your hands are free, why dont you come over here and fondle my (basket)balls" -
You might be a super trucker, if you pull into the newly remodeled truck stop. Thinking it's going to be cool cause you just found a short line to get in.
Only to realize, they have rerouted traffic to come into the pumps the OTHER direction.
And you're now nose to nose with a fueling driver, and between 2 drivers who are inside getting their fuel tickets. And the trucks are stacked 2 deep behind the guy you just pulled in front of..
This happened at the Prescott, AR Loves this week.
I had to wonder what if anything was going through the guys mind as he pulled between the 2 trucks...with cabs toward him.The Challenger and Working Class Patriot Thank this. -
All of the parking spaces were taken by a Conway driver. He had pulled into the rv spots and took all 5 of them. -
any fleet driver that back in the day drove up hill both ways empty in a snow storm with a bucket for a seat no heat and no radio
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i used to have a wallet with a chain
, i even had a cowboy hat.
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now i drive the fastest truck on the road, 65 on the flats, 45 going up hill, 75 going down.
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