How to, with 3 cats?

If cat lady is planning on getting with an upper tier company, I don't see her making it past the orientation.
Her best bet is to find a bottom feeder company, that is looking for any one with a pulse that can turn a steering wheel.

 

So the lady is a control freak ????

 

There's a ton of useful threads on this, I know so much about it but I can't see myself spending two hours to type it all out again.

All of your answers are there, besides maybe the taking cats with your trainer. For that you need a family member or friend to watch them for a month. Otherwise if all else fails you pay a kennel, it sure beats putting them up for adoption at a pet shelter.

 

Are cat lady's even sane?

 

She was sane enough to pick an accurate user name...

 

What do usernames have to do with a person's sanity?

 

She picked @SassyChris , and all of her replies are sassy.

 

Is she a girl or boy? I'm still confused.

 

Hopefully she's a woman, because there's a whole other list of issues going on if a man is calling himself "sassy"...

 

Werner tried to give me a truck that a driver turned the whole top bunk into a litter box, a nuclear bomb could not get rid of the smell, no way I took that truck.