I am a trainer and i want my certificate

Get ready, here comes your certificate !!!

 

Dude, you realize you're not gonna get laid with this certificate

 

.......well there was this one time.....

 

That was no lady. It was CaveMan. Ugh ! Sorry CaveMan.....I had to tell him.

 

OP, me and the guys talked it over. Feel bad they won't give you a certificate. We all chipped in and got you a bag full of empty jugs that you and your student can use to pee in.

We're all proud of the good work you're doing over there. We need more people like you in this industry.

 

I paid for the Mountain Dew bottle so you can prank your students

 

Maybe he wants to feel better about his job ? needs someone to pat him on the back and tell him he did a good job at training people to back into things.

Also working for Prime and being able to con the person into doing 58 everywhere does take some skill, so Ill give ya that.

 

I got a certificate from Schneider when I became a trainer. Was nice but one day I ran out of toilet paper and.......well I don't think you guys need all the details.

But seriously, it was useless.

 

We all deserve a Participation Trophy

 

Wouldn't that be the recruiter's job to do the conning?

Maybe thd recruiter is the one who got the certificate. lol

The OP chose the wrong career path with prime for the certificate