Well I have tarped sheet metal 2x4's before because HD didn't want them "dirty". Same result as the razor wire. We never hauled another HD load out of there to them again. When they had a load, the first question was is it HD?
Selling some tarps here if anyone is interested http://www.thetruckersreport.com/tr...-need-some-used-lumber-tarps.html#post2420520
The only way you are going to sell those tarps is to open them up and take pictures (multiple of each tarp) and measure them.
I about fell outta my seat when I read that as it made me laugh so hard picturing somebody on top of their trailer licking the zinc and somebody asking "WTF are you doing?" "Warding off colds!" LMAO!!!