"I had a newbie ask me this one day.....and my jaw dropped!"

Make's ya wonder don't it? I don't think scary is the right word for it.

 

I missed an exit that I have taken hundreds of times over the last few years the other morning and didn't realize it for 2 miles..

Does this somehow count? I played it cool though to my co-workers that might have kinda seen it.. Wasn't me.. What are you talking about?? I was in the yard 10 minutes ago.. They bought it.. hahahaha..

 

I think I know him....kinda dumb-lookin' guy with a funny greenish glow about him?

 

duhhhhhhhh????????????????????????????????

 

OMG !! I thought you shifted when the engine layed over/quit pulling .

I been doing it wrong all these years .

 

I used to get bored and would be rollin past a truck stop and key up and ask hey anyone now what time the 5 O'clock news comes on?
Or do ya know the number for 911

 

What do you call the person who finished last in medical school ?......doctor

 

How about the guy that went to get a bucket of electricity because his battery was dead

 

I was at an older mom-and-pop truckstop without satellite pumps. Had a newly graduated rookie as me how he was supposed to get fuel into his passenger side tank without a pump on that side. I told him to either run the hose over the crosswalk behind the sleeper (that's how I do it, anyway) or slide it under the truck.