OMG , I did it .
Now we got put on e logs , I can't do thus anymore. I am run more ragged now then when I was on paper . Ugh...
I hate Peoplenet, where are you parked and recipes thread
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Ok as usual.....All YALL need real jobs....way too much time on your hands......
Now...Pete...wtf is a blue lite?
and furthermore as my wife tells me regular....its 2015.....not 1970....yall killin me....the Winter Bros....Mountain....Flyboys John Lennon shades.....Im gettin da contact buzz jus reason this ####....course ifn it was 1970....Duane...Berry&Ronnie would still be w/us.......and I'd have hair....course then we'd still have Tricky Dick.....which is of course why I prefer fall of 74...Dicks gone my buds are back in the world from the university of se Asia.....and I'd still have hair....see....now yall got me makin no sence.....therefore I shall slide Eat A Peach into this thin slot above my head&see ifn I can't sneak across the skinny road over the hills to the other side of the Keystone....b4 the sun awakens.....so like peace out Dudes....lmaoStraight Stacks, chopper103in, ncmickey and 7 others Thank this. -
Shhhh...Be very very quiet...Im at my top secret hideout..walmart,Cobleskill NY.Im the only one here!!!!!
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Im doing midnight shopping,no cars in the lot.
What do I run into?
Lots of people shopping!
Geeks with 3 items per cart,in every isle I choose!
Loss prevention must have had a coffee and doughnut fest.They need some better discuises.
I return to my truck,make dinner,and light a smoke.
Bingo!
Here comes 5-0!
Lol
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1st drop... total butthole section of NE DC.
Its only 5 pallets, its only 5 pallets, its gonna be a cluster!
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I payed $50 lumper fee earlier today,for one pallet.If I unload,it only pays $25.
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..... Well @'olhand , Pete might have simply meant the car next to him was the Po Po .......
...... Pete was never young, but when he was a younger version of himself, he found a virtual paradise ( in his eyes, anyway ) called the Blu - Lite Motel. It was a different era then, with all manner of social mores and customs being challenged. Values fell by the wayside and this was a confusing time for younger Caitly ...... um ..... Peter. Questioning Convention was openly encouraged by those in the Hip peer group that he looked to for guidance. A movement known as Free Love was pushing the boundaries of Social acceptance, expanding people thoughts of offspring in heretofore unexplored areas. .......... Late one night during the Holiday Season, Pete stumbled home after an evening at the Blu - Lite, in an amorous mood. .....
..... when he saw her. Her name was Christmas. ......... Christmas Tree. Stunned by the beauty she possessed, he offered her a cigarette. She demurred, claiming an aversion to smoke.Her very being seemed to shimmer and glisten before him. Whether this was a side effect of the liquid supper previously ingested or not, he didn't care. He only knew he must know this Beauty better. He asked her to dance. Unfortunately, his balance was off just a hair from supper and they tripped and fell. It seems that Pete had fallen in love, however his mother was highly disapproving of this union and shortly afterward had Christmas Tree expelled from the house. Pete was heart broken. He wasn't able to find a registered Clergy that would join them in matrimony, but he got a nice suit and they had a civil union. .......
.... This torrid affair was too much for her to bear and she passed away shortly after delivering their Lovechild. He blamed himself for his raging passion, she passed away broken like a mere sapling. His pet name for her was Twiggy. ......... Fast forwarding to today .....
.... this story has a profound effect on Pete to this very day. The current wife thinks they moved out to Packer country to be closer to the Cheese Industry that Pete toils in. The Truth is he moved there to be closer to his Lovechild, named Pine Cone by her Mother. ....... Rumors persist that he holds clandestine meetings there with his notorious gang of nefarious ruffians. ..... read next post for all you headscratchers
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For the confused .......... Pete came home one Christmas and fell over the Christmas Tree, which ticked his Mom off so bad she reminded him for many, many decades. ...... There might possibly be a wee amount of embellishment in the above post. ...... maybe.
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