I hate Peoplenet, where are you parked and recipes thread

I once knew a guy with a wooden leg named Smith. Don't know the name of his other leg...

 

There...I censored myself...Now only those that quoted me will get in trouble! :O

 

I knew a dyslexic insomniac agnostic who stayed up all night wondering if there really was a Dog

 

Oh throw me under the bus will you!?

...####. You learn quick!

 

A young blonde went to the doctor...
Doctor: What seems to be the problem?
Blonde: I hurt all over!
Doctor: Show me where...
The blonde touched her arm and said "That hurts!", then she touched her leg and said "That hurts!", then she touched her feet and said "That hurts!"
Doctor: Your finger is broken........

 

Alright... Time to eat. If I come back and find the lot of you behaving there will be serious trouble!

 

What? Who? Me?

 

Glad to help I know that being in here has helped me a lot recently too when I've needed to smile and get my mind away from things.

Wouldn't want it any other way

Is that all it took to get some activity going in here?!

He might actually listen to that.

Maybe he was trying to tell us both something there ....

I think I'd be good competition for Best Customer Award

I told that to the former dispatcher here. She laughed for a full 5 minutes after she "got it" ... then proceeded to tell it to every driver she called the rest of the day

I'll try .... hmmm. I've been slippin' this week!!

A know someone who did that. Freaks me out just a wee bit.

 

Oh I'm so proud...

 

Trouble is my middle name! Wait...no......it's Trimble.....errrr....no.....Treble?........Well...it's something like that!